Write or Die 🦕
@write-or-die.bsky.social
Writer, basketball freak Here to fuck shit up and to resist the freefall of fascism “Good Trouble” Devout Misandrist 💍🦞✨📎
I’m ready to shake hands with Beefhurt Cretin. youtu.be/JqKiH4UWrzk?...
Primus - Shake Hands With Beef
YouTube video by PrimusVEVO
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Here's a life hack for my fellow, she's, they's, and girly boys; you can use your train case as a weapon. Just ask @magicode.bsky.social, he has permanent brain damage. 🥰
I hope that there are willing rent boys wherever Lindsay Graham ends up, and hopefully, way less HPV.
I remember the "Betty Crocker eyes" jokes, and I will have you know that I hold grudges of a sexual nature. Do not test me. I will get married and punish you by not using Betty Crocker products you sick fuck.
I have outgrown Utah in every way. I'm a New Yorker now. Pizza Rat and I are very hot and heavy. ✨
Midnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!'
ALT: Midnight Cowboy: Dustin Hoffman's 'I'm Walkin Here!'
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I'm what happens when a handful of loose glitter and a dictionary start throwing hands in a Taco Bell parking lot. ✨
We have come full circle. Blue Sky saved my life. Thank you for being the best. John Mulaney, yes, I will marry you.
First of all, I’m the real Slim Shady. Please take several seats. 💅
Love Island? More like “Thirsty Gay Tossers.” 💅
That Don't Impress Me Much
ALT: That Don't Impress Me Much
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I’m at the University of Utah hospital Starbucks and I’m starving. Help.
some of the loudest white supremacists and white nationalists i've had the displeasure of knowing had melanin you have got to be white asf
Judged and found guilty of a serious lack of treatage 😆
daily bunnies 🐇✨@dailybunnies.bsky.social · 4w ago
Yearning is such exquisite torture. ✨ youtu.be/EVdXsA_2OXI?...
Keasbey Nights
YouTube video by Streetlight Manifesto - Topic
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Oh help. It’s little old me. The damsel in distress. ✨ Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
In trouble in the bushes again. Where in the world is Anne Shirley?
