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Holy WOW. My free book promo propelled me into the top 50 bestselling for epic fantasy, dark fantasy, *and* LGBTQ fantasy 😱📚✨ #booksky #fantasybooks #indieauthor

Last day to get Witch King's Oath FOR FREE on Kindle✨📚 I wrote this epic fantasy to cope with death. Dark magic, kingdom-level consequences, and a bold hearted take on power and gender. #37 in Epic Fantasy on Kindle today 😱 Get it here ➡️🔗 amzn.to/4bBJqkz #booksky #queerbooks #indieauthor

tl;dr - get my book free on Kindle today! In 2025, I quit my $200k job to write a novel. There's a *lot* more to that story but the point is it's never too late to live a childhood dream. Heresy of Archmages ships 2027. Book 1, Witch King's Oath, is free on Kindle today to celebrate. #booksky

You know what, Argentina? I *will* cry for you today. Fuck Evita. #worldcup

Ah so THIS is what soccer is like when teams are evenly matched... 😴 #worldcup

Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · last mo.

I think of Spain vs Austria as "Habsburg Smackdown" and won't be talked out of it. #worldcup

Belgian trying to steal this game from Senegal like it’s a precious cultural artifact.

Is Harry Kane drunk...? Why does he keep passing to the other team? 🤣

Wow Europe is getting rocked today. First Germany now the Netherlands 😱 World Cup is in its post-colonizer era!

Dude the Germans are WAY TALLER than team Ecuador.

I hope everyone is enjoying FIFA's flirtation with breaking the game into quarters via "hydration breaks."

Oh God... Switzerland and Canada are inverse colors of each other...

Ok Bosnia, wow me.

Ok so Wikipedia caught me up: Ronaldo speeds, dodges taxes, likes Trump, and may or may not have assaulted women in Nevada and England. Also has kids out of wedlock which is only a big deal if you're Catholic, and he claims to be, so... *sips tea*

An own goal? In THIS econmy??

Watching World Cup on Peacock because I can't stand Fox... and Telemundo makes it more fun anyway 🇪🇸🇲🇽✨

Somebody explain the Ronaldo hate to me. I just got here 🫖

Yeah, when you foul a guy to get the goal, you don't keep the goal. #worldcup

btw finished Heresy of Archmages - the sequel to my bestselling epic fantasy Witch King's Oath. And my decadent romantasy Kill a King in Eight Easy Steps from Moonquill Press drops in September. Retirement's been busy! #booksky #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

Reinstalled BlueSky just to talk shit about #worldcup Why was #Uzbekistan lying on the ground?!? IT DIDN'T EVEN WORK!

ChatGPT is just astrology for boys.

I need more documentaries where the "bad guys" get what they've got coming. No more dead/missing women, pls. So far I've got... Fyre Bad Vegan Titan Bikram The Tinder Swindler Murdaugh Murders* Murder Among the Mormons Keep Sweet: Pray & Obey *has dead women What are some other good ones?

Just got cold call negged by a marketer. "Everyone says your book is great but you're totally invisible! You should be on BookTok!" (Apparently my 6k BookTok is "invisible." Possibly because I previously blocked this person.)

Today I'm thankful for Texas state required reading in school ('95 - '02). Midwife's Apprentice and Isle of the Blue Dolphins taught me life alone as a woman is rich and meaningful and you can have pets. Hatchet and Voyage of the Frog taught me men are fucked the second they can't be with people.