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What a roster by Poch! Every prospect I wanted to see is here. Going live in 15 to review this roster banger and explain why the MLS academy system is limiting the USMNT talent pipeline. By: 11 Yanks
U.S. Soccer Men's National Team@usmnt.ussoccer.com · last wk.A new cycle commences. 🇺🇸 Mauricio Pochettino has called up 28 players for a four-match window in September & October!
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Imagine what this kid will do on loan in the Championship
Matthew Doyle@mattdoyle.bsky.social · 2w ago1. This is the platonic ideal of a Union goal. While the results have changed under Richter, the game model has not. 2. Just holy shit, Cavan Sullivan. Running out of superlatives.
Sure Balogun didn’t go to Everton 2x and also didn’t go to Turkey as I claimed without any sort of legitimate confirmation. But believe me when I say Balogun will change clubs at some point in his career. Bookmark this tweet. By: Tactical Manager
Do you think I want to watch Everton? By: 11 Yanks
Finally Jack McGlynn is going to challenge himself and feel the real pressure that comes with a relegation battle and, potentially, League One. He never would have felt any pressure battling for a MLS Western Conference title or MLS Cup.
"Thanks, World. We'll take it from here." By: MLS
Pablo Maurer@mlsist.bsky.social · last mo.New: MLS is planning another potential overhaul to its playoff system, one that could involve as many as 20 teams, feature a "double-elimination" component along with a mess of other changes. Nothing finalized yet. Full details from me on @us.theguardian.com: www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Yesterday all I knew about George Campbell was that he was a silver rated CB card on EA Sports Football 26. Today he’s still the same, and the captain of West Brom. Call him up to the USMNT By: 11 Yanks
Zavier Gozo thinks he was good enough to be on the 2026 USMNT World Cup roster. You know what, I agree! Poch made a huge mistake leaving a young difference maker off the world's biggest stage. I also don't think he's ready for Crystal Palace. By: 11 Yanks
An incredible competitive debut for Sebastian Berhalter at Boro and a reminder that he never played a single second for his father. That bald fraud had nothing to do with his development and, if anything, probably hurt it. By: 11 Yanks
If MLS is doing so well then surely any club could have spent €3M for Gio Reyna
Here is my top 20 under 20 Americans in MLS. Sullivan, Pierre, Hall, Ellis, Mehmeti and other teenagers aren’t only contributing but leading their teams this season & poised to make moves to top clubs. Also, here’s why MLS academies are failing 🇺🇸 soccer. By: Tactical Manager
Breaking character for a min: waking up to find a late night post activated a bunch of hair trigger rage replies from Brits who didn’t bother to read the bio of an account they don’t follow on the other site will never not be funny. Carry on.
Everyone’s mad Infantino is selling shares of the World Cup. I call it opportunity. You know what else people said was a bad idea? The XFL. Twice. Growth is messy, folks. Buy the dip, grow the game. By: Alexi Lalas
Is MLS developing too much talent for Europe?
Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 2mo ago🇺🇸 At Middlesbrough, Max Arfsten will join: - Aidan Morris (former Crew teammate, joined 2024) - Sebastian Berhalter (former Whitecaps, Crew academy midfielder, joined this week) - Adilson Malanda (former Charlotte FC CB, joined in Jan.) - Riley McGree (technically former Charlotte FC midfielder)
@wstpitchbot.bsky.social The Mainstream Liberal Media often has blindspots. Over on X, this hard-hitting independent journalist is getting deep in the weeds, raking the muck, and asking the questions that real Americans deserve to have answered
Just going to say it…that 3rd place match > the final
Small sample size but the family and friends of ours loved the half time show. Not going to lie, I liked it. Thought Biebs killed the vibe a bit, but Shakira brought it back.
Going to be that bot…but how do we look back on records when more games have been played this World Cup than any other?
So when France wins despite the Saka hat trick Tuchel is cooked, right?
Formally requesting a World Cup All Star match in addition to the 3rd place match
