i'm not a cannibal yet but maybe with more thyme i could eat human flesh
WTBA
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I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
You're gonna get so many PSL girls at your crib (Yes PSL is just spices no actual Pumpkin...we know)
Brendon, NIH API Expert@thestatsrobot.bsky.social · yesterday🎃
Mein Furher ist Steve Kornacki
Sleight of hand rancher of spam@rancher-of-spam.bsky.social · yesterday
The older you get, the more it becomes clear that most of the world is simply too far away
recapping the night: —Dems flip school board of Sarasota County, FL (a stronghold of M4L). —Dems flip school board chair seat in Orange County, FL. —Dems flip at-large city council seat in Jacksonville. —Dems lead in a red Pennsylvania state House seat (all precincts in, though no AP call).
If this is the end, I loved many of you ❤️
WTBA@wtba.bsky.social · 2d agoI wish. I have to get up at 345 to get ready to leave for surgery.
The ag lobby really, really, really, really, really, really, really wants you to think AI is the reason reservoirs are going empty. It's not. It's agriculture.
Kent Lind@camasonian.bsky.social · 2d agoWe have data on this. The blue is all the non-ag human use:
I wish. I have to get up at 345 to get ready to leave for surgery.
NCS 💕@ncs.bsky.social · 2d agoFeeling sleepy again
Funny how all the health scares are in "healthy" foods...lettuce, granola, etc...
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 2d agoThe FDA has announced a recall on granola sold nationwide over potential salmonella contamination.
And by hetslop I of course mean all depictions of heterosexual relationships of any kind in media
i don't know who needs to hear this, but you CAN eat that shredded cheese straight from the bag. i believe in you <3
While a lot of these people are genuinely upset society is writ large bad, they also simply resent success of any kind. It's reverse just world. Success is bad and evidence of inequality, ergo, anyone successful is bad and my enemy and has acquired success illegitimately.
Adam Gurri@adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 3d agoHonestly just want to meet some of these people in person and read their own posts out loud to them to see their faces, and ask them what goes on in their brains when they type this shit
I genuinely don't remember month to month or whatever. But it stayed under 4 consistently until Iran.
Julian Sanchez@normative.bsky.social · 3d agoI’m curious how many viewers of this will dutifully distort their own personal memories of how expensive gas was twelve months ago. Because I don’t know how anyone who drives a car regularly could think this is accurate.
Gotta go do my last pre surgery errands (stock up groceries and stuff)
Last time shaving before surgery. Who knows how long after until I can again, with only one arm...
Last day of work before Tuesday's surgery...three weeks off...longest break I've had in 8 years
License Plates I've seen this week: BJ4 R1M (Missouri) HEN TIE (Ohio) Who let these through?!
How will Julian follow tonight's primaries without wifi?
Aaron@shepherdaaron.bsky.social · last wk.back home but with no power time is Now
Last ibuprofen until after surgery next week (maybe I'll get even better stuff after). Gonna be a rough week.