wtpho

@wtpho.bsky.social

Aroace whose interests jump around 18+ only 🔞🔞, i ship dark stuff/rpf--emphasis on the f (no desire to speculate about or observe celebrities outside their capacity as entertainers) i enjoy any jin ship (with bottom jin) but also ace jin projector

once i stopped laughing thinking of jin hating having to wear a high school uniform as a full grown man, i started considering namgi with trophy husband seokjin who's there to look pretty and lighten the mood with sillyness and then of course his absentminded insightfulness gets namgi excited, too

The next two pages of my #yuriostatic comic for the Alastor Anthology. I'm posting two pages at a time because writing the ALT text actually takes me a long time. (2/3) #voxal #staticradio #radiostatic

Third comic page.
The page has 6 panels in total, two on top, with the first one being big and the second one being very small. Then there are three panels in the middle and at the bottom of the page is one open panel.
The first panel shows Allie and Vox in a flashback (indicated by an arrow pointing to the right and saying "Last Week") sitting on a rounded couch in front of a small table. The implication with the design of the furniture is that they are in the Vees tower. Vox is holding an empty wine bottle and Allie is holding a wine glass that has some wine in it. They seem to be drunk.
Vox: "Hahaha! Looks like we finished the wine! W- wouldn't it be fun if we played `spin the bottle`?"
Allie: "Hrm... Sounds like quite the juvenile activity, wouldn't you agree?"
Vox: "Come on, Allie! Don't be a prude! Whoever the bottle lands on gets tied up!"
The second panel shows Vox placing the bottle onto the table.
Allie: "Well, if you insist..."
The fourth panel shows Vox smirking, with NYEHEHEHE written in a wiggly font over her face.
Vox, thinking to herself: "...Fucking finally!"
Fifth panel shows the bottle spinning on the panel.
Vox, thinking to herself: "With the nano tech I planted in the bottle, i can make sure it lands on her and I get to finally try the new shibari i learned from Val and strip Allie and-"
The sixth panel shows Allies eyes, with one twitching in annoyance.
The last page shows Allie activating her green magic with a finger and making the bottle face Vox.
SWIIISHHHHH makes her magic. 
Vox has her hands in front of her monitor and is blushing, her eyes big and surprised.
Vox: "...huh?!"The fourth page has four panels in total, with two of them being closed at the top of the page and the other one being abstracted at the bottom. Three panels show the flashback and the last one is present day Vox at the right bottom of the page, in front of the scene of the past.
First panel shows Allie feigning ignorance and smiling brithly and Vox pointing at the bottle, looking confused and panicked.
Allie: "Oh, how peculiar! It landed on you!"
Vox: "NO-"
Vox: "Wait- it wasn't supposed to-"
The second panel shows ALlie looming over Vox, dark magic behind her and her tentacles rising up to face Vox. She is smiling from cheek to cheek and Vox is backing down, sweating and holding her hands up in defense.
Allie: "It wasn't supposed to what, Vox?"
Vox: "GULP!"
The third page (inherently the background of the page) shows Allie with her tentacles out and her bright green magic behind her, laughing like a maniac with her arms crossed and having Vox in tattered clothes (pussy and tits out and all) tied up upside down by her tentacles.
Allie: "You were right, this is quite entertaining after all!"
Vox: "A- Allie! Please!!!"
The fourth panel is present day Vox in front of that background, her claws up and with a crazy expression on her face.
Vox: "But now I can get my revenge! You had your fun humiliating me like that..."
hell.fm 🔞 INFERNO FEST 2026@hell-fm.bsky.social · last wk.

For the Alastor anthology I created this kinky #yuriostatic where the girls play around with some dubcon-ish bondage and general BDSM 🥰 I just want to emphasize that I drew this before s2 came out and when I saw s2 I was absolutely shocked 🤣 (1/3) #staticradio #radiostatic #voxal

Comic page 1: 
First panel shows Allies hands tied in Vox' cables. 
Allie, muffled: "Hnng-!!"
Second panel shows Vox in red heels. A clack, clack, clack soundeffect indicates her walking towards Allie.
Third panel shows Alastors chest tied in Vox' cables, arranged to look like a classic shibari way.
Fourth panel shows Vox standing in front of Allie, with her arms crossed in front of her chest. 
Vox: "My, oh my..."
Fifth panel shows Alastors eyes and a sweat drop on her cheek.Her eye seems to have a lazy expression.
Alastor: "...."
The last panel is open and shows Vox with cables coming from her back.
She says "Seems like a little fly..."
She has one arm resting on her hip, the other hand is pointing upwards.Her smile seems smug.
"...got itself caught in my web!"

wait i didn’t know this was the origin of “but i’m jungkookie” oh it goes WAY BACK 🐰 are you done? 🐯 no, are you? 🐰 who are you writing to? jiminie-hyung? 🐯 jiminie! 🐰 👀 🐯 don’t look!! 🐰 🥺but i’m jungkookie…✨ 🐯 go away! 🐰 what!! i can’t see it from here 🐯 i’m gonna get you! 🐰😆

coal@coalmind.bsky.social · yesterday

so... this art is captioned 나 정구긴데? “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely) which is a short hand for JK’s maknae privileges in a situation where a hyung may ask “why should i let you do this? why should i do this for you?” all JK has to say is “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely)

an annoying thing at work is sometimes the friendlier coworkers will say, "ok, like you wouldn't date jin of bts if he asked you" for random hypotheticals, and them simply not believing when i say i wouldn't hang out? sure. but not date

i swear to god i don't try to bring every bts conversation to seokjin, but i just have more seokjin-related examples of things than anything else OTL

i love that jungkook hug when the other person thinks they're just going in for a normal hug, but jk's got his arms around their midriff and you can see him bending backwards like "nope, you're going airborne now"