I would like to introduce my new adopted son. He has split personalities.
Sean Stelten
@wxstelten.bsky.social
Sometimes stormchaser, Movie Theater Snob, Annoying Pinball Nerd. Iowa State Meteorology B.S. '14/M.S. '16. 🏳️🌈 n' stuff. MN -> IA -> RMI -> OK -> NM.
Damn near sure I've spent more money on beard care products in the last six months than on any other part of my appearance, including clothes, in like the last 2-3 years AMA
Plus 99.9% of people on Bluesky forget there's more going on in the U.S. than what's being manically screamed on Bluesky.
Jeff Grubb@grubb.wtf · 4mo agoI thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us
Fair, but also this is EVERY SINGLE UFC fight so I'm confused why this is interesting. Sure it's on the White House lawn, but it's also a UFC fight, I would be immensely shocked if there weren't ads for those things.
Jordan Uhl@jordanuhl.com · 4mo agoThe “Freedom 250” UFC fight at the White House features ad placement for the Saudis, along with gambling and crypto companies.
A bit late to the party but......Obsession. Holy fucking christ. Add that to the list of movies I couldn't stop thinking about all the way home, first one since Weapons.
Apparently crying babies and the IMAX theater being too hot is enough to put Star Wars guys seeing Mandalorian & Grogu in tears. Everything about that is why I won't be seeing that movie.
Is Long COVID real or did a bunch of people just become alcoholics experiencing chronic hangovers
Mac n cheese & hot dog It's worldwide shut up
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 4mo agoInterrupting our collective doomscrolling to ask the public what the best global culinary creation is. By that, I mean what is your favorite type of dish that was somehow made by every society in some form? Mine is the dumpling.
Cite a 17 year old article about your 11th anniversary logo rather than................citing your logo.
So now that I'm like......on the good meds and sober, I kinda wanna get back on Twitter and see what it's like in this personal configuration.
AYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 FUCK EVERY SINGLE EXECUTIVE INVOLVED WITH THIS SHITSHOW www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
Air to Ground Message: OS KRIC PAX IN 19D POOPED ALL UP AND DOWN BACK OF ACFT AND AFT LAV POOP EVERYWHERE MASKS BEING GIVEN TO PAX IS THIS A DIVERT BACK TO ORD QQ Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Embraer 170 A: #a863dd432d2 F: #feb9d2ee312
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
I may be an alcoholic that embarrassed himself while drunk countless times in the past, but at least I never publicly tried to defend my continued use of Twitter post Elon.
Oh neat, an extra half assed time travel scene. 99.9% sure it's two Robert Downey Jr.'s doing the Spiderman pointing mems.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 6mo agoJoe Russo says the ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ re-release includes new footage that ties into the narrative of ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’. “It’s an opportunity to create a bridge from Endgame to Doomsday in a very unique way.” (Source: Deadline)
Why does literally every old man find it necessary to walk down the exact middle of the driveable area of a parking lot.
So #2 is something I never notice, but thinking of EVERY other self-checkout I've ever been to (even Walmart), I'm at least warned by the system about proper bagging every couple of visits because it mis-identified an action. Target is the only store I've never had that happen.
Shane M. Bailey@shanembailey.com · 6mo agoWe found out several things during the wait. 1) target uses AI for theft prevention which often falsely targets people. 2) they purposly don't notify you if you don't scan all items in a self checkout lane. 3) if u hit the ok button on the self checkout and you miss an item they say thats stealing
This is news.........why? Oh for unearned clicks, got it.
The Hill@thehill.com · 6mo agoEligible men will automatically be registered into the military draft pool by December as part of an effort to streamline the previous process of self-registration and save money.
Some people have never driven Route 66 through the War Zone in ABQ and it shows
donald trump has died. yesterday he did a vodka shot with pete hegseth for every american aircraft downed by the IRGC. he succumbed to his injuries early this morning
