if you are dismissive of AI use you should consider that I need it to help manage my disability (AI psychosis)
already spilled tea all over my shirt today, might as well get a burrito for lunch knowing it cannot harm me in a way that matters
500 Finger Fillet is awesome because you feel queasy the first time you nick the side of your thumb with a knife and then within minutes you’re like hmm if I just got rid of this pinky finger I could get a couple no-risk stabs in once every cycle.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
Dog in operating room keeps licking my exposed brain and the surgeon isnt doing shit
Keep in mind the potential SpaceX upside is infinity. If you buy the dip at half the IPO price your potential upside increases to double infinity
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdaySpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.
searched “big walk” on bluesky to see some posts about the game and the results are like great game! love the game! awesome game! (photo of a guy pulling his pants down to reveal his diaper) went for a big walk in my diaper! fun game!
They should invent a Deluxe Partnership with Exclusive Rewards and Bonuses
(Guy who only knows Walton Goggins from sons of anarchy watching his 2nd tv show featuring Walton Goggins) wait a tick - what happened to Walton Goggins’s heaving, pendulous breasts?
when you buy new boxer briefs from marks work wearhouse and then you go to bed early so you can wake up and wear your new boxer briefs but you can’t sleep because you’re too excited about your new boxer briefs >>>>>>>
If I worked at a house of curios and somehow acquired a monkey’s paw that would grant wishes that came with ironic consequences I would charge at least $49.95 for it
Movies should not be made by me telling AI what I want to see. Once a year I almost drink shampoo because it smells like food. Movies should be made by guys who keep having to google stuff like "how to hide body of farmer who caught me filming on his property."
I like how whenever the BRICS news account reports a country is developing a nuclear weapon they illustrate it by posting the menu image from duke nukem 3D
Some of y’a—[an eagle swoops in and grabs my phone and flies off before I can click Post. I decide not to get a new phone. I sell my belongings and move to the woods.]
Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · 5d agoLADYTALK.BMF
My boss is so tight dude, he just brought me a big cardboard box to store all my dope office swag in. Plus he just called a couple security guards in here, probably so they can check out my new swag box.
what’s up youtube this is the mcboingboing (i pogo stick into the drive thru line and my whole head smashes fully through the overhang and gets stuck and i just swing there clearly dead as a doornail. the line of cars proceeds as normal)
