the actually salient lesbian cultural dichotomy (not trans vs cis or tenderqueer vs dirtbag or radical vs homonationalist) is “wears deodorant vs enjoys life”

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i should get around to publishing my little guromech RPG. playtesters have started referring to it as “mechsploitation”, a genre that didn’t exist back when i designed it (seems really cool though!), & i feel like i’m missing the moment. i’m usually good at finishing projects, but games are hard

listen, I've read QUIET HOURS and it is SO GOOD, so I need you to go fund the stretch goal for this Have you ever had a bad roommate? what if the nasty tenderqueer and the abusive muscle mommy lesbian weren't the worst thing waiting for you in this incredibly incisive queer co-op housing horror?

Esther Alter@esther-alter.bsky.social · 2w ago

Yesss @neonhemlock.bsky.social met its initial funding goal for the novella series! Another 2k and you’ll get my novella. You want to feel really uncomfortable about roommate dynamics, right? You want to process your pre 2024 election feelings, right? Well: www.kickstarter.com/projects/dav...

bumbled into a cabinet door last night, which instead of bruising somehow set an orchid petal on my collarbone so delicately that i don’t dare to bend

as someone who never experienced the feeling called “relaxation” for 3+ decades and now sometimes does, i keep having these dumb moments where i’m like “huh, it’s weird that food can taste really good” or “wow, people are so nice to me…” every good thing in my life feels like this pic

screenshotted because i don't mean to argue with kind, beleaguered editors. but: i disagree with this perspective! is it hypocritical to use a knife for cutting vegetables if you also oppose stabbings? using a tool to scam people and using a similar tool to prevent scams are totally different things

every time i see an old guy in a polo with rly hard nipples i ask if he’s like that youtuber who calluses his hands with “dog medicine” but it always turns out his nipples are hard for typical normal guy reasons

it’s kinda cunt how much conservative podcaster Theo Von looks like Max from The L Word. the little goatee he gives himself almost feels transphobic

at morning i apply a finger of chemical sunscreen and a finger of mineral. at night i boof a capsule of prog and swallow the other. superstition? no, simple quotidian palindrome. mirrored crossroads. four paths taken. the legs of my life stretching out in all directions while the torso nods in place

i really need you all to know that the director of the new Ben Shapiro Daily Wire movie about woke Islamists once wrote, directed, and starred in a forcefem humiliation movie in which he plays a callow, desperate young filmmaker forced to wear effeminate earrings by giantess Ray Wise

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2mo ago

So this is Jonathan Majors' comeback role -- a Daily Wire film about radical Islamic terrorists hijacking "a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels," and the "red-blooded students" who fight back. pagesix.com/2026/06/25/h...

This month, in honor of pride, we're going to be reposting stories from some of the LGBTQ authors that published work on the site. Today's piece: 'No Love Can Keep You Kept' by Palimrya Cannonglass @wyrm.ing which was first published on 09JAN2026 www.ergot.press/authors/Pali...

if i had a nickel for every time a beautiful woman showed up to a party at my house and then i found out that she’s a top 100 internationally ranked smash player i’d have like 5 nickels, which.. kinda breaks the format of the joke. that’s like almost enough to buy something

caught a mosquito drinking gallons of blood from the tiny post-surgery numb spot on the top of my head. you know what, feel free. if it can't itch it might as well be a public fountain

*Phrased In The Way A Shaolin Monk Or Wuxia Hero Announces The Name Of His Next Zui Quan Technique* Vibe Coded Website Crashes Whole Browser Tab

the genetic craving for travis scott fortnite inheres in every demographic

the other day i danced so fast that it really stressed out 2 of my friends. like they got genuinely overstimulated by my cool rapid moves and asked me to stop immediately. i can slow down a lil.. but i gotta dance!!!

in the same vein i beg you not to waver when transphobes pretend to forget what (sex) "change" means. if i say "oh, you changed your hair!" nobody on earth acts like i'm claiming you've replaced every atom of keratin with a novel substance. people know how words work when they're not being cruel

P A L I M R Y A 𓃏@wyrm.ing · 2y ago

idk why we forfeited "born in the wrong body" just bc transphobes willfully misconstrued it as a metaphysical claim. if u don't play dumb it's clearly a stance-contingent normative or emotive claim, like "going to college was the wrong decision" or "this stanza's wrong, needs revising"

doun today, a dær delight, ouho! what do i scent? but a darly soil, simply belovy darly to all sportyng gobelowers… dim y damp yes and??? mother too kind? berry too berryy? oooouhh moëltyme,, i love

P A L I M R Y A 𓃏@wyrm.ing · 8mo ago

theė strappers & gailies art wont now to want a some drippety appel DEATH frǔme cluckerly crones now th thyv med peece with thier belovyboy whose soooo tall up theer. say to me: ooh he dudnt grind us,, oh ye so bouldporr y coinyporr asides….but i just: EAT YE DIRT!! pls dont now sculd clivir moël..

the neurologist says i have to wear this cute beacon while i sleep. it smells like niacinimide & cigarettes, i guess to encourage me to dream of beautiful women. or maybe because they forgot to wash it

the four sex scenes i’ve ever written: • iambic verse about recreational progesterone use • really just murder • tongue acid burn child orgy 🥴 • bf’s dick snaps in half because the protagonist has an intrusive sense memory of being a pig on a factory farm (excerpt from this one, a WIP horror piece)

in my rock garden, the tourmalines lean toward the window and deepen in color, the bees build comb inside the beryl. soon i'll harvest my sphalerite with padded gloves

the single happiest memory i have of being a boy is of watching Jackass with my guy friends in middle school. it cast some kind of spell on us. filled us with a benevolent brotherly disinhibition i’ve otherwise only heard about in like,, the lord of the rings lmao

Rusty Shackleman@rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

this book has made me cry more times per word than like anything else i’ve read since i was a kid. calvino’s ability to pace image and meaning into perfect lamination is fucking crazy. it’s so simple!!! it does so much!!!

suddenly remembering that i gave myself an industrial effluent fetish while writing this. reading now about metalliferous fluid sampling, wishing some of these beautiful ecological-perversion-adapted single-celled freaks would pound my osmotically vulnerable prostate

P A L I M R Y A 𓃏@wyrm.ing · 8mo ago

HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch. Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth. The wholeness of little things. palimrya.itch.io/heavy

just made the mistake of smiling pleasantly at a neighbor (it’s a beautiful day!), who then called me sexy, clocked me, trans panicked, and threatened to put a bullet in my head if he ever sees me again. bizarrely also accused me of being in the KKK, a uniquely massachusettsan woke bigotry inflexion

i thought i was the only one!! i would never want to discourage anyone who loves writing about cannibalism, but in practice it often feels to me like the burlesque of ero guro — an aesthetic gesture toward ugly passion without any (sorry) teeth

Samir Sirk Morató@spicycloaca.bsky.social · 4mo ago

i'm at odds with many lovely peers for saying this but cannibalism is almost never as sexy, moving, and/or transgressive as promised. it so rarely does it for me

it can't be a tranny who does the things

some people worry about labor shortages. but every april fool’s day me and the other pro tumblers, jesters, and mummers, well, heh, let’s just say we sit back and share a few beers. a wise glance or two. maybe a handjob. we know that, come tomorrow, this grim old world will have need of us once more