Xanderpuss
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You are shocked you had to scroll this far, so shocked, my fucking god you are shocked
I’m lowkey trying to secure funding from dark money groups
trump won by 1.4% and somehow received the mandate of heaven.
Politico@politico.com · 10h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Why are all the cool girls from the late 90s/aughts all so crazy and was the fact that I found these women so intriguing why I couldn't find a decent normal relationship till I was 40
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
Well actually.. Here in Houston it's not the trees that are gross, it's just all the roaches that live in them
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
My big takeaway from this is that the Dodgers and their fans are trash people
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
A man was caught filming my 15-yo daughter at the gym this morning. Props to the gym staff for handling it before I went berserker mode, but cmon men, just.. cmon. Props to the gym staff, but if I see this motherfucker in the world, I only hope I can still join y'all on Blooski while in jail
Finally forced to update this app AND NOW THERE'S A DRAFTS FOLDER You guys are in for a world of hurt now that I can revisit my stupid brain rotten thoughts that needed just a little bit more time to ripen
"Fuck you. You suck, assheads" but everybody loves me and my unconventional wit, so I'm alright
CNBC Make It@cnbcmakeit.cnbc.com · 5d agoUse this 5-word phrase to quit your job, but leave on good terms
I wish my abs looked like the dickless alien Trump hangs with
Eliot Higgins@eliothiggins.bsky.social · 4d agoTrump having a normal one today
Everybody going out to see Spider-Man and coming online after saying the same thing.. Coulda used a bit more of:
Neel Skeleton Crew Star Wars Skeleton Crew
Alt: Neel looking fly as hell
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Oh Dilbert, you and your office antics are so funny6
David Dilbert@candyman718.bsky.social · 5d agoStop the War on Cars. Stop taking our parking spots away.
Carpenter, waitress, colonel/attorney, colonel's wife I'm pretty handy, so I'd make it as a carpenter. My grandfather and I would probably go in business together.
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 7d agoEnough “what would you do on the commune questions” If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
Remembering a time at airport baggage claim when someone picked up every single bag and put it back on the carousel. Reminds me of commenting on every bit of discourse no matter what it is.
This isn't a real guy. You don't have to interact with it.
Huckleberry Finn is the Odyssey. Tom Sawyer is the Iliad.
Not happy that they're going to have to recast Morbius
Xanderpuss@xanderpussrex.bsky.social · last wk.Not my favorite Skeletor actor!
Drove behind a grocery store and there was a delivery driver back there in full uniform doing something between a martial arts form and interpretive dance, and I thought about taking a vid of him to post, but he was alone and it was so pure, I thought better than to record it for internet ridicule
I'll be doing the same thing talking about my favorite little guy
Neel Skeleton Crew Star Wars Skeleton Crew
Alt: Neel from Disney's Star Wars Skeleton Crew looking fly as hell
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Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Being a modern conservative while reading Huckleberry Finn and getting hard as a rock every time a certain word is used but absolutely losing my shit when Huck dresses like a girl.
