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i love my wife @sendqueery.bsky.social. they/them femme, ⬡-Drone #0926 • >30, <40 • alt @xantronix.com hrt 💉 28 feb 2005 linux 🐧 15 jan 2000
do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan
anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines
the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane
I do regret to inform y'all that the obvious thing has happened and the questionable fake slur is now becoming an active real slur. (I'll be honest, I really should've seen this one coming)
i have learned an important lesson this evening: all words are slurs that exist in a state of quantum superposition until they are observed to be slurs
I didn't know about this Signal For Help hand gesture until today. I'm quite sure that a lot of other people don't know it either (as demonstrated in this video). If you just learned it now too then it was worth posting. Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_...
if you complain about your wife who's trained in ninjutsu, then instead of "the ol' ball 'n chain" you have to call her "the ol' kusarigama"
man it sure would be a shame if something medical were to happen to me where i'd need tubes and monitoring and restraints and whatnot
If your dad pisses you off, simply object tf him and give him away on Facebook marketplace
still on Mastodon xantronix.social/@xan DM me if you want an invite to XANTRONIX Social
xan (@xan@xantronix.social)
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new hole with no numbers would be big improvement over last two holes with numbers
Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3y ago
You don't have to interview a guy just because he found a new way to jack off to his computer
finally playing Metroid: Planet of the Moth Men and it's easily the most technically impressive GameCube game
"AI doomerism" my brother in Christ, AI *is* doomerism
ceo might be the only profession ai could arguably replace and be less wasteful and harmful to the planet, people and platforms they preside over
On the other hand we should be able to repurpose all these servers for personal websites and other actually useful things when the AI bubble pops. We might have a compute golden age if it goes how I expect
They're all tied up in each other's debt so whenever one says uncle the whole thing is gonna just start spraying goo
But we can't turn off the get things wrong machine! Think of the share holders!
when industry realises mass deployment of AI datacentres is a boondoggle and begin growing human brains in vats instead, i will be the person telling them that they are human brains in vats and giving them materials to organise and strike
If you're watching the Riyadh Comedy Festival, play along at home!
i can't remember the last time i felt any amount of joy about tech that caused me to want to post about it with all my friends. it's either all homogenised into a pulp or shoved into our faces so egregiously that it feels frankly insulting talking about things computers can do
posting the first result for "that pig image" in order to get banned to help the CEO's trans diaspora efforts
