Don't talk to me unless your fit goes one tenth of one percent as hard as this
gorlock
@gorlock.bsky.social
Ham hearted ❤️🌈 I want to share my sweetness with you Milan → Paris → Kentucky → Ohio📍 discord: gorlockjr | insta: gorlock_jr | mychart: gorlock_healthstats
remember when my bathroom didn't have a ceiling, that was a very damn bitch you live like this apartment
Trying to return my car when I realize they’re not called hentai lock brakes
I can fully cook a sweet potato in my microwave in under 5 minutes
really can't find much fault in a movie that exists solely to pose the question "hey do you guys wanna see zazie beetz fuck a bunch of people up with an axe?"
I need to get syringes for my cat but there's rush hour traffic between me and the vet's office
there should be a holiday for millennials where all our accounts change to our original AIM screen names for the day and then turn back to normal at the stroke of midnight
i read about how marilyn manson had a rib removed so he could suck your cock
everybody remembers where they were when they saw the face bear
Corel Gallery Clipart@clipart.bsky.social · 3d agoFACEBEAR.BMF
Every film that came out when I was a child ended with the main character being executed, it was part of the revised hay's code
And imagine if instead of having a red pill & a blue pill, they had purple & green. And instead of pills they came in easier to swallow liquid formulations so Cybo (better name for neo) had to measure out 1 ml of syrup every 4 to 6 hours, not to exceed 4 ml in 24h unless directed by your doctor
I read a long-form article a while back about the invention of the crunchwrap that I think about far too often and it was a full on "science said it couldn't be done but by god the mad sons of bitches have cracked the code" type of innovation
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d agoi'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
Katharine Isabelle and Emily Perkins read and react to your Letterboxd reviews of Ginger Snaps 🐺 Ginger Snaps premiered at Munich Fantasy FilmFest on this day in 2000. Watch the full video: https://boxd.it/ira
I'm in the mood to vindicate bad behaviors. Tell me something problematic you did and I'll tell you why you were right to do it
this is my favorite surprised face because he doesn't go overboard but he's not afraid to show a little teeth: 😲
have a nice smell is the more polite way of saying smell ya later
