xavier garcia

@xaviergarcia.bsky.social

writer / editor / hermit / collector of dust Editor at Twin Pies Literary / Linktree: linktr.ee/xavieragarcia

For the evening people! I have a new S&S story out featuring the maiden Lady Blood, death goddess of underground Xibalba. If you’re in the mood for some weird/violent/horny Mayan fantasy, check this out!

xavier garcia@xaviergarcia.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hey everyone! The good news keeps coming. I got a new Lady Blood story published! If ya got time for some evil Mayan gross horror Sword & Sorcery, definitely check out issue #195 @aurealisfsf.bsky.social's mag. This piece is one of my favourites! aurealis.com.au/store/aureal...

Mole people this, mole people that. Yo if this subway gets delayed one more time I’m going to start hunting these goblins down for sport. I don’t care if the guy at the transit booth says they don’t exist.

I went to the comic book shop and they told me they’re in awe because my comic book takes are always correct and everyone else is always wrong. Bananas. Anyway, Cyclops should cheat on his wife with Emma Frost again.

Second round job interview is today, but it’s okay because I already sacrificed my prize bull to Pallas Athena and my augurs have observed the birdsigns and they tell me I’m bout to go beast mode.

Reason why Padme sucks: excuses the genocide of Tusken Raiders cuz of Anakin’s involvement, but when he goes against the interests of her political party, now he’s “going down a path [she] cannot follow.” Reason why Padme is actually awesome: Natalie Portman and her pretty outfits. This is true.

Seeing Supergirl go #1 in 20 countries with brand new fans falling in love with it makes me happy. But I am bummed about the influence that comic book incel nerds have. Still, I’m hyped it’s getting new life on streaming cuz I want to see more of Kara!

I’m such a big fan of Terminator 2 that I tend to ignore the first one. But I recently rewatched it and my god it’s cool. Look at the way “TECH” flashes behind Arnold in this cool 80s dance club.

Terminator at a club while the word tech flashes behind him in a sign

Yesterday I finally beat the boss Gill in Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike (1999). I did it as Chun-Li and therefore we are bonded now for all of time. With Gill defeated, I am the God Emperor now. Do not be afraid of mine own beauty, friends. I will be fair but horrible.

Poster for Street Fighter III: Third Strike

Hey, it’s the one year anniversary of my first novel, FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, so here’s a picture of me crouching in the bushes next to some construction equipment in my neighbor’s lawn Thanks for giving this book a nice life, friends, and being pals

Hey, it’s the one year anniversary of my first novel, FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN, so here’s a picture of me crouching in the bushes next to some construction equipment in my neighbor’s lawn