a movie about a world where single straight people can only have sex one night a year should look more like Escape from New York or The Purge than a romcom
John Chrostek
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Co-owner @eveninghouse.bsky.social Writer: FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN BOXCUTTERS EIC @cold-signal.com Buffalo, NY johnchrostek.com
The HWA has apologized for the AI article and specifically apologized for the inclusion of Indigenous water rights struggles in the AI column, and removed the newsletter writer from their board position. I’m deeply appreciative of the apology and of all who expressed solidarity in my post about it.
who am i fucking kidding anymore the candler isn't real jeff won't call me back timothee leaves my texts on read no one wants the candler they don't even care bond is in hell. they'll leave him there and just make a new bond who never died. they'll let his soul rot down there everything hurts
"Different" is the right way to put it! Happy to reveal that at Amazon, we're innovating on recasting w/this one, because Bond is dead & cannot be recast until he is retrieved from hell. To make that a reality, we've got Chalamet's The Candler, a sleepy psychopomp, to find Bond & BRING HIM HOME.
James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
live by the newsletter, die by the newsletter
And here we go. “The Executive Leadership and Trustees on the Board of the Horror Writers Association has voted to remove Sephera Giron from her position as Trustee effective immediately.” (HWA board email)
the fine gradations and overlaps between scab, arsonist, gullible, and advertisement
There is a lengthy pro-AI screed in the latest HWA newsletter and it is . . . a mood.
If I ever do another edition of Feast of the Pale Leviathan, the biggest thing I will push for are illustrations. Specifically & most critically: a hand-drawn map of the innards of the Leviathan
WE HAVE REAL CAMPS YOU CAN BE OUTRAGED ABOUT
These guys are freaking out over their own imaginations again.
Literature, games & queer people are nice, but I really do miss the vast network of hypermanic super speculators who turn every market into a casino & every casino into an altar upon which to pray to the great Platonic dick and balls that looms above us all, guiding us lowly Tarnished towards grace
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
If anyone ever wanted advice from me about writing plot, I’d recommend reading plays, because plays are often amazing at complicating a narrative through character action & subtext. Sometimes prose writing relies too heavily on interior voice & description & risks being flat or static as a result
HERMIT MAGAZINE #1 is now available as a downloadable PDF on itch for free / pay what you can. I've been working on this zine for a long time with a lot of help and contributions from friends!
HERMIT MAGAZINE #1 by Phil McAndrew
Humor, art, comics, short fiction, interviews, strange and interesting articles, and more.
philmcandrew.itch.io
The best reviews are those where the reviewer centers herself and her expertise. I don't want to read book reports, I want personal interpretation and philosophy and analysis and context. The actual book or movie is there if I want the objective artifact. A review is for the subjective.
Will’s book comes out in April and it is beautiful. As it’s our first book of strictly flash fiction we are offering a flash sale. Code AFTERLASTCALL gets 50% off anything in our store today only (8/1/26). Great day to preorder Will’s book but the code will also work on all of our other titles!
Fun fact: You can pre-order my book, After Last Call, using this link: malarkeybooks.com/store/afterl... 💙 youtu.be/aDTwO0TlwOU?...
What no one tells you about starting a bookstore is that if you thought you had a complicated relationship with package carriers before, you ain’t seen nothing yet (That being said, USPS forever)
Recommended If You Like: a novel by Adam Voith. Out Monday.
don't mind me,, I'm, getting into "Zones",
Comma-play, probably? ”Zone” stuff?
Thanks for the shout-out, John! If you'd like to read about a doom-filled dream where there's a literal sea of godsblood, prophecy, and dark miracles I've got just the thing kyr-1066.itch.io/as-the-shore...
As the Shore to the Tides, So Blood Calls to Blood by KYR_1066
A shadowed tale about brothers, blood magic and bad blood
kyr-1066.itch.io
To the reader who enjoys Feast (or vice versa) I’d recommend: “As The Shore To The Tides, So Blood Calls To Blood” by @kjy1066.bsky.social “Godhead” by @gordonbwhite.bsky.social “In the Hills, the Cities” by Clive Barker & anyone who enjoyed Attack on Titan but felt like it didn’t land right
I trust @coffeehousepress.bsky.social for excellence but pleased to report this novel by @monicaojeda.bsky.social has BARS. Psychedelic Ecuadorian music festival horror, suffuse with poetry, insight & phantasmagoria “To have a voice is to be alive & kicking, and to be alive is to rejoice & suffer”
Reminding myself that a book is never expired, esp. less than a year after it came out: FEAST OF THE PALE LEVIATHAN is my debut novel, a DMT death trip through the digestive system of empire. It is a political horror adventure that makes Hobbes’ Leviathan a real kaiju + New Atlantis a real “utopia”
Feast of the Pale Leviathan
A man falls asleep on a river raft tube and drifts out to sea, where he is found and devoured by a titan of unbelievable size. But rather than death, what Owen finds inside is a community of fellow su...
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I do wish I had been in a better place in my life to promote Feast when it came out. I did my best with the resources available to me, but it’s hard not to feel as though I failed the book in some way
It’s been a while since I’ve done any digital drawing, but last night I put on the 50’s Italian version of the Odyssey on Tubi after Amanda fell asleep (I wasn’t thrilled with it) and loaded up Procreate on the tablet and did this sketch of Madeline, and it felt good to do
Something I’d like to complain about is how when people talk about film and television, they often complain about the writing when they really mean the editing or directing It can often be the writing! Don’t get me wrong. Bad writing is real. But also good scriptwriting is often eaten or flattened
It’s nice to see everyone’s textual analysis of The Odyssey It’s almost like the humanities give you entertainment, feelings, pleasure, and fun/interesting stuff to talk about, as well as lenses into both past and current society
At the stage with the novella writing process where it is continually surprising me, which is great fun