My fiancée watched me squeeze toothpaste on my toothbrush tonight and she says I squeeze the tube like a barbarian. I’d post a pic of it but she “fixed” the tube.
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Fuck ICE. Abolish ICE. Prosecute every single person involved with ICE.
Not for nothing but it’s also horrible to decide that writing essays is an acceptable punishment for rapists. All seven of those heinous ghouls need to pay, severely, and so do the enablers & fixers, top to bottom. Shrugging off crimes of this nature SHOULD make you a pariah. You should lose it all.
Is a crisp Coke Zero about 35 minutes after toothpaste in your mouth as diabolical as I think it is?
It’s crazy how often someone says something that they think it’s funny right before I clear my throat really loudly so now they think I’m laughing at what they said. Then they look at my face and it couldn’t be straighter.
If you haven’t quit Twitter, quit Twitter. If you have quit Twitter, and you know people who haven’t, shame them into quitting Twitter. “But but my engagement—“ Nobody gives a fuck. We do not care. Be serious.
It feels like 2012 when it was reported that Kathleen declined to use George’s VII, VIII, and IX scripts and everyone said “Good. They were probably bad.” Then Iger reiterated that statement in his book in 2019 and some people said “How dare they!” Or… “George felt betrayed.” -some guy in Seattle
Alden Diaz@thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 3w agoWait, hold on, let me pretend like this same article hasn’t been written a thousand fucking times over the last decade. [clears throat] Omg WHAAAAT? 👀 We were ROBBED! Or something.
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Dream shoe? Regular hi-top Chuck Taylors with tongue straps to keep it from sliding to the side (like the discontinued Chuck Taylor IIs) and an insole that feels like I’m wearing Crocs.
I shouldn’t have said anything. The past 5 minutes have been pictures of people’s abominations on a plate every other post.
Toni@yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · last mo.One thing old Twitter will seem to always have over Bluesky: On old Twitter, people posted photos of some amazing looking food that they made. On Bluesky, people make the most disgusting, horrid bullshit. Then they call it “food” and hype it up.
I’m gonna have a whole day to myself toward the end of October. That is the day I will binge watch Lanterns. I can’t wait. Too busy to be able to catch it as it releases every Sunday.
Maybe it’s just because I turn 30 in 3 months or because I was trying to enjoy soda while staying within my calorie goal. But I’ve done a complete 180 on my Coke Zero opinion. Delicious. My bad, fr.
Candy bars that tell you they’re “sharing size” need to mind their own fucking business. You’re a Twix bar, not my moral compass
It’s 2026 and there are still people pouring their soda into their cup/glass DIRECTLY onto the ice.
One thing old Twitter will seem to always have over Bluesky: On old Twitter, people posted photos of some amazing looking food that they made. On Bluesky, people make the most disgusting, horrid bullshit. Then they call it “food” and hype it up.
If you’re creaming yourself with excitement for the H*rry P*tter series, you’re a fucking loser. Stop supporting that anti-trans clown and find another franchise to devote your love to. I just hope the kids’ lives and careers aren’t ruined by this series.
Tried a Harry’s Plus razor today. Not really satisfied with the against the grain passes but I will give it another shot when I shave again on Tuesday. Did some cleanup afterwards with my Gillette Fusion5. But I was already taking too long so I still feel a little stubble under the chin.
When James Earl Jones died, I started to feel exactly this. When Alan Rickman and Carrie Fisher died, it was shocking for about a week each. But James’ passing was where I was really like “we’re gonna start losing more legends”. It really does suck.
Alden Diaz@thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 2mo agoI know eras have to end, but it really does feel like we’re experiencing some “fading of the elves” shit lately. Magic and artistry leaving the world. Icons gone, one by one. And I try to shake the feeling by reminding myself that it is, of course, just how time works. But it’s still awful.
I know eras have to end, but it really does feel like we’re experiencing some “fading of the elves” shit lately. Magic and artistry leaving the world. Icons gone, one by one. And I try to shake the feeling by reminding myself that it is, of course, just how time works. But it’s still awful.
Either way, it does feel nice to have a pretty smooth face.
Toni@yaboiiitoni.bsky.social · 2mo agoIt sucks to get into shaving after watching shaving Reels and then realizing that some of the equipment you bought is bottom of the barrel.
It sucks to get into shaving after watching shaving Reels and then realizing that some of the equipment you bought is bottom of the barrel.
So you wanted them to announce ANOTHER project that’s just gonna get canned? C’mon, Alden.
Alden Diaz@thataldendiaz.bsky.social · 2mo agoI wish they had announced widespread media literacy at D23.
“Hell answers to me.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨 Sorry, everyone. I never doubted Downey for a second and I already feel vindicated. (Check your cynicism at the door before replying.)
Incredible. Fucking incredible. The operatic fantasy of it all. 😭😭 God I love it. I can’t wait to see more of Ahsoka & Sabine. Can’t wait for more Baylan. I love everything we’re doing with Anakin. Ezra & Zeb reunited at last! So much to chew on here. It *looks* great too. youtu.be/Fdar7gTQnog?...
Star Wars: Ahsoka Season 2 | Teaser Trailer | Streaming January 20 on Disney+
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