New York Man, New York Man With his heart full of plans So he stands To fix every burrough For his Fans Way up high In the sky Are his goals For NY Ain’t it nice? The life forever for Mayor

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · 22h ago

my understanding of zohran mamdani is that he is kind of like new york's flowery where he pops up saying "Sorry to keep you waiting!" and then fixes a bunch of potholes with an army of infrastructure workers and then leaves

The fact that I could hear it

Firmly grispd Wubs 🐶🫲🤛@alotmorewubs.bsky.social · 13h ago

Tf2 Demoman when you hit c+1:

Tf2 Demoman when you hit c+1:

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last wk.

alert the monster has breached containment from the girl's body

Trans People make so so so much more cool shit than Transphobes.

cats

Marina sketch! (repost)

I've been making changes in my personal life that I haven't spoken very publicly on, but one thing I do want to be public is that my close friends call me Bea now. And if any of you want to call me Bea or B, that would make me very happy. <3 But no pressure, I won't be upset if I hear Martin.

billionaires won't even help in highly convoluted situations created by providence specifically so only a man with a yacht could save someone's life

The Verge@theverge.com · 20h ago

The small cruise ship Wilderness Legacy rescued the skiff that ran out of fuel. www.theverge.com/tech/977161/...

You know what, Deadpool being an obnoxious JoJo fan feels right.

can we all start designing hypothetical sage designs for this eggman

always remember that since it's illegal to slander JK Rowling in Britain it's important for the rest of us to slander her twice as much on their behalf

Kris and susie do this to noelle

Deerposts@deerposts.bsky.social · 19h ago

righty tighty lefty loosey #deer 🦌

Chiitan has earned this

Ralsei appreciation station@plaguedaemon.bsky.social · 23h ago

thanks chiitan

i love videos like these where its just some guy reading off another persons post, and they can't help themselves but laugh while reading, but don't want to do another take

shy's video folder@shyvideos.bsky.social · 14h ago

there's a power outage (for safety reasons) in our area due to heavy flooding. i was reading the electricity company's post about it and saw some guy commented "hi when is the power coming back? i cant poop it is too dark" 😭 stay strong brother

right winger getting cancelled vs. trans person getting cancelled

I don't want to be mean but y'all gotta stop using the word degenerate. Get the Nazi words outta your life, don't buy into that worldview even a bit.

Octobeni is coming up. I already get hate for drawing Kobeni fat, so I'm gonna double down and draw her fat and black for all my fat black girlies out there

Carl: Swear to friggin God I am going to knock yer friggin block off Shake! You get the hell out of my pool! White Frylock:

wargen@funeralpig.bsky.social · 2w ago

when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue

Nintendo gets into these little trends, like the Gamecube era obsession with water and the wii era obsession with oddly pixelated dark portals/energy

Shedvolans@shedvolans.bsky.social · 15h ago

It's 2023, and Nintendo releases a game with an epic final boss that starts deep underground before ending high above the ground. It's 2025, and Nintendo releases a game with an epic final boss that starts deep underground before ending high above the ground. It's 2026, and Nintendo releases a gam

Susan and Elle from Terranigma yep that's how I remember it. Wear this silver thread when you are in trouble.

on two occasions I have run into a dude who went with the "I identify as a woman" thing because he thinks its really funny and my learning has been that if you take his word for it and start calling him a woman he stops finding it funny in about 1 second and starts getting upset & so you don't stop

i never apologize for anything i do

👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · 22h ago

my understanding of zohran mamdani is that he is kind of like new york's flowery where he pops up saying "Sorry to keep you waiting!" and then fixes a bunch of potholes with an army of infrastructure workers and then leaves