cant sleep and i have work in two hours.... its so over

Accidentally Ethel Cained my cat

a cast engineered to turn me into the Tex Avery cartoon wolf

Ralph Fiennes, Colin Farrell & Wagner Moura Team For Comedy 'Art'

City Of God and The Two Popes director Fernando Meirelles is directing the play adaptation by Oscar winner Christopher Hampton (Dangerous Liasons).

deadline.com

Oh for fu—

Gregk Foley@gregk.co.uk · 5mo ago

[First guy to encounter this tree] I bet that thing would fuck up a monkey

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

Matthew Sheffield@matthew.flux.community · 5mo ago

In totally unsurprising news, Richard Dawkins is developing AI psychosis. Paywall bypass: archive.is/6RdK9

This Madonna promo cycle...

Timothee Chimothee would have had an INCREDIBLE recurring role on 30 Rock as Jenna's dirtbag Floridian brother Billy Ray Johnny Ray.

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Tarrytown / East Austin / South Congress

the fuck you mean The Other Two came out in 2019!?

She truly represents the complexity of humanity because you can't tell if she's talking about trans people or landlords

Pray for me I'm shifting old furniture on Facebook

TFW your father is a dipshit who took you to the vet for no reason on the wrong day...

I'm doing this stupid sleep CBTi app because NICE guidelines recommend it before I can get the good sleep meds and I'm having to do "sleep restriction". It's day 2 and it's hell.

There's something really dystopian about how many ads on public transport are b2b now. Like, we can't even be commodified as civilians on our offtime.

When are the Always Sunny boys going to explicitly explore each other's bodies?

Does anyone know if gplan furniture dismantles? I'm about to impulse buy but I don't know if it'll fit through the doorframes

“Gandalf was Shadowfaxxing” is this anything

Not even May and the English are sunburning 🤭

When Borges wrote The Library of Babel he was actually thinking about Rosalía singing every language known to man

£5 pints were the first horseman of the apocalypse

A babe the Katamari King of All Cosmos would leave his wife for

I'm stopping at a new gym today while Pepper is at the vet and I swear to god the disorder of these weight racks will haunt me.

Current brain worm - naughty cats who have to be given charcoal looking like the grandad who ate paint

as I shooed away the cat to tuck my home dumbbell set under my east-european mid-century chair I almost fainted from the middle-aged middle-classed homosexuality of it all

I'm just putting out feelers here but does anyone have recommendations for an illustrator? Looking to commission a family sofa style portrait. Style-wise open minded but i love watercolours/ink work.

I'm VERY suspicious that I've passed loads of yellow oilseed fields this weekend and no hayfever 🤨

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding. She's a billionaire. She doesn't care about "single mums". www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

Gingerbread announces closure of helpline   | Gingerbread

gingerbread.org.uk

Gutting to see Plan 9 has shut down. I was going there long long before I even knew what a Plan 9 From Outer Space was. It must've closed over the winter because I always check it's still there. Feels like not much of Aberdeen is left.

Scotland day three. Woke up in Aberdeen this time. Can't find my loops so it's gonna be whitenoise.mp3 all the way up to the broch.