i would not fuck my clone but i would fight her. i think we'd be equal enough on the feet that it'd devolve into the dumbest grappling ever, like an inverse maia vs usman
clara moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
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an interesting critter
the wire's worldbuilding is so good i nearly forgot that baltimore isn't a real place
when i was in high school i borrowed my 12 year old brother's ipad to look for a slap bass tutorial on youtube and the first thing in his search history was "sexy bionicle"
The well is poisoned. The well is poisoned. The well is poisoned. Yippee!
you can still have this happen later in life as an east asian person when you pick up korean chopsticks and have to contend with their flat, slippery ergonomics
Clever Mia@readvesna.com · 2w agothere comes a point in your life where you stop knowing kind of how to use chopsticks and suddenly you know how to use chopsticks straight up. presumably this point comes quite early for many east asian people
oomfie truism of the day: "a good butch name is any name that you'd give a cow"
finished a job interview. shields depleted hull critical barely made it out alive
putting on my “it’s all due to macroeconomic forces” hat and asking everybody to please refer to the hat
lrt mishima famously got jacked after a drag queen made fun of him for being scrawny and had a visceral dislike of butch women dating back to learning about joan of arc in childhood. if anything he would've been an evil circuit gay
i honestly dont know how you people are doing trans readings of mishima ive seen this several times and i think its insane. i mean he does have a lot to say about the transformation of bodies. okay i guess i answered my question
If Vicar amelia tossing neck. you gonna take it or curve it? If you off the Pale blood, and she slide into your dms knowing damn well she works with the Healing church but you close to getting that wop you just looking at the screen like
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs miami heat game .
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs miami heat game .
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So funny when athletes sign these long contracts. Oh you're gonna be playing for the Yankees in 2031? Buddy the smog is gonna consume us in 2026. The smog is coming. The smog is coming. The smog is coming
once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff
this is what it was like to be korean and transgender in 2012
you could honestly tell me deltarune is about anything at this point and ill believe you. you can tell me its 60% canonical t4t sucking and fucking scenes and i would be like o.k.
people complaining about gay guys at t4tluvnrg fail to understand they're a keystone species. although it may feel like dolls are gazelles getting crowded out by wildebeest at the watering hole, they help ward off our natural predators (chasers, feeld/house of yes het couples, nyu undergrads)
NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY— AS OF RIGHT NOW!
chicago ppl talk about the red line like it's Snowpiercer
alternate universe where the leafs make it to the nhl finals: my mayor chinese my bagel quebecois my neighbor guelph drake kill yourself
it's cool that you're letting the soft animal of your body love what it loves. mine's doing hill sprints and pushing a 48.2 vo2max
"you can't change your sex" ok maybe YOU can't, but i can. now watch this drive.
berlin (RIP). site of many a formative experience
The DC Homos@dchomos.bsky.social · 2mo agoOk let’s see the memories…. Happy Pride Month!
The gentrification of Ridgewood has now peaked. At midnight your Sex and the City themed breakfast spot will turn back into an Albanian mob front.
