Nasty Dinner got me up before my morning alarms, and while gripping the toilet seat i heard bobby scar say "Yo, did he just wake up early and down splash?"
recently unlocked distracted driving it's actually kind of awesome??
There comes a time in every man's life where he needs to play Silent Hill 2. I've been playing God Hand though. It's awesome. I play with my pants around my ankles
walking into work clean shaven for the first time in 4 years
Pomni Kiss
ALT: Pomni Kiss
static.klipy.com
commented on a nagging aspect of my appearance to some friends and literally none of them had ever noticed it before. Are all of my problems completely made up?
holding down the power button because my computer is taking too long to restart makes me feel like James Sunderland
walking around my apartment knocking things into each other and onto the floor mumbling to myself "W foley"
buying the deluxe edition and not using any of the extras because i want the normal experience ☝️😌🤌
harvest moon ("story of seasons") cow fucking epic and awesome new guy for my little collection of guys
i helped a friend find his lost phone by calling it and i saw he had me in his contacts as "Anthony Oven Tweet Guy"
every time my PC boots up weird it feels like there's a gun to my head
SUPER BATTLE GOLF IS THE BEST FRIENDSLOP EVER MADE #STROKEGOD
that one coworker that doesn't talk to you unless it's to show you a news video of someone getting murdered
my friend who works for e. gadd told me fludd has a special "pleasure" mode that the mushroom kingdom government has been trying to keep secret for years
👈 resident evil requiem serviced the fuck out of this fan. just awesome
the thing about being in your 30s for your first time is that nobody tells you about the frequest sharp chest pains, temporary losses of vision, random lapses in bowel control, permanently cold extremities, bloody noses, etc. but humans used to not live any longer than this so i guess it makes sense
wish i was home playing Romeo is a Dead Man. i need to kill the past so badddddd
almost responded to a stranger on the internet. good thing i didn't though. let's me maintain the mysterious and aloof image of myself that only exists in my own head
all these fucking fake grinch fans.. his heart grew THREE sizes that day! THREE!!! it was two sizes too small but it grew THREE SIZES that day!!!
YouTube, seeing that my app language is set to English while I use the PAID(!!!) video download feature: hmm you will only get the Japanese AI dub for this one. FUck yourself
my mom asked me what i've been up to and when i said i've been reading Homestuck she ghosted me
Stupid Never Dies was made for me. i keep rewatching the trailer.. i like when he slurps that curious white goop out the wolfman
