I had a mental breakdown last night and signed up to go to a dinner party with strangers
When do the children go back to school? And how do parents put up with the noise without putting their head through a glass door?
Should I buy 10 posh tins of fish or shall I just continue along with misery snapping at my existence?
Cool just learnt I’ve been using the word gravitas wrong my entire life, and I’ve been saying it with such conviction
My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.
Just finished watching It’s Complicated with Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin and it was very nice and pleasant and gives me hope that maybe I will find love in the form of Steve Martin even though I am old
Now Google is yelling at me because I’ve been eating olives and anchovies for breakfast lunch and dinner and maybe I’ll die of sodium?
I need to sell my flat and go by the sea and work as a pebble collector or something
Every time I think I have cracked my new job someone asks me to log in to another platform and introduces me to a new process which I don’t understand because I didn’t listen because I think this whole thing is stupid
Thanks for inviting me to apply to own my own B2B groth. Never had my own groth before. I’m glad you didn’t state the salary because what an opportunity.
Reform are absolutely disgusting. Look at this gorgeous show of humanity and this giant tub of lard that wants to call the police on it.
Andrew Burnham encouraging employers to ban Zoom/Teams interviews. He can absolutely fuck off on this one. Neurotypical extrovert needs to stop applying policies on his own personal experiences. This is becoming a bit of a trend I see. “Dad has Alzheimer’s which is MY biggest problem, therefore…”
Me to my niece and nephews: once you have brought me another pickled egg, I shall impart upon you how important 90s culture was for feminism.
Watching Miss Congeniality and oh my god the 90s/early 00s colour grading and foley is just beautiful. We’ve lost, specifically, overly-creamy foley and rich hues.
If you are a real friend, you will not try to show me a video that you “find hilarious” in public, or anywhere. I will not find it hilarious and I hate that you have put me in this position, and I will never forget it. Do not do it again.
We’re all walking outside and crunching on leaves that haven’t fallen because it’s autumn, but from trees that are dying in the heat. There is no grass. The wildflower meadows are dying. The bees will be dying. And the climate report the released in January was so damning they redacted half of it.
Allister Heath in 1940: “We’ve lost the war against Germany. Time to scrap the RAF.”
Couple of edibles last night led to the best night sleep I’ve had in over a year 👯♀️
All this baked hard earth; we should be preparing for floods now. Will we?
Nope, No Nooo
ALT: Nope, No Nooo
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Ah you know what could help pay for care homes? Some fat triple locks. No one can say where the money is coming from here. This stinks of a gimmick.
Every scene “oh she’s dead now” “oh god bless him, what a great actor. He’s dead now” This is somehow making me feel more depressed and I did not think that possible.
Spag 🙃@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · last wk.Realised I have never embarked upon a Harry Potter marathon with the Ruby. So it begins.
Realised I have never embarked upon a Harry Potter marathon with the Ruby. So it begins.