hannibal lecter really said "the interventionist god is necessarily a sadist and, quite frankly, i can do it better"
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something interesting about my first instinct when a perfectly fine man shoots his shot being a mental inventory of which of my less annoying sisters to toss him to like smashing your barbie dolls together
clavicular is just bridget jones for men but they have no immune response to it because they don’t talk to their mom enough to realize that subsisting on 500 calories a day for 25 years has made her insane
the problem is my vent mix is prison song on repeat so now im MADDER
i have nothing constructive or that isn't potentially offensive or alienating to others to contribute about perez hilton, so i will minding my business, uNLIKE PEREZ HILTON
i weep tears everytime a fangy actor gets veneers LEAVE THOSE CHOMPERS ALONE GODDAMNIT
nothing i've ever heard in the pit fucks harder than a 90s to aughts animated movie soundtrack
i had a dream where i got a package that contained a one (1) gigabyte SD card and the feeling of confusion at what could possibly have led me to buying something that small has lingered for days
the state of washington is trying to put through a bill that will mandate genital inspections for girls from 5-18 to play sports at school. that’s the real thing that’s happening, not this hypothetical you’ve decided to cook your brain with.
Minneapolis is better in summer@nicksb.bsky.social · 5d ago🙄. If Scottie Scheffler held a press conference tomorrow and said my whole life has been a lie, I’ve started HRT and I’m going to compete in LPGA tournaments from now on, that is transparently absurd. And defending his (or her) “right” to do it is insane.
i just had a flashback to when rick remender was writing an avengers comic where captain america started a motherfucking mutant integrated unit
JOHN WATERS FOR PRESIDENT!! JOHN WATERS FOR GOD EMPEROR!!
DisgustingFilm@disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 4w agoJohn Waters and his nemesis Harvey Fierstein battle to see which elemental tribe will rule over Gay Chicago
hannibal cannibal, looking at an ear in the sink, wondering who is feeding HIS man people
There should be a law precedent, call it the "come on now" precedent, where if over one hundred people come out with credible allegations against you, people can stop calling them allegations.
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 2w agoNew BBC investigation. Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
LMAO Jane has trouble believing that Darcy and Elizabeth are engaged because from the perspective of most of the Bennet family, he’s the gloomy young man babadooking in a low-lit corner at all the fancy parties, annoying their beloved Lizzie.
I am not ugly-crying, but my chest keeps doing that little heaving thing that makes me feel like I’m ugly-crying, like my face holes are dry heaving from joy.
“This puffed up Pomeranian bitch barges into MY house and insults MY stompingg grounds and is rude to MY mother wants me to say that I am not engaged to to her nephew. I will not be doing that.” This oppositional defiant energy! I am here for it!
SHE GETS MAD AT HERSELF ABOUT IT, which is exactly what happens when you make up ultimatums in your head and don’t tell anybody about it. EXPRESS A DESIRE!!!
I do a lot of stupid shit but one thing about me is you will NEVER find me in a fucking underwater cave. yall can keep all that! miss me with it! I am staying out on the regular dirt where god put me
im just sayin if the ratio of Black characters in hanibal matched irl baltimore demographics they woulda caught that fucking vampire man episode 2
loot that drops after defeating me: - an assortment of gold septum rings - a copy of vogue from 1998, heavily annotated - a copy of How to Blow Up a Pipeline, moderately annotafed - a sailor fountain pen - a stack of business cards reading "don't contact me" - a custom 90s Superboy plush - knife
feenwitch@feenwitch.bsky.social · 2w agoLoot that drops after defeating me: - a copy of The Goblin Emperor - an assortment of stickers, pristine - a stack of silver rings - a pack of sugarfree spearmint gum - a copy of Lady Knight - a random selection of Link amiibos - three mechanical pencils - several monstera cuttings
there exists a perfect, extremely persuasive work of unicorn hunter apologia and it's usa network's white collar
anyway the shit you do to not be embarrassed about going to college will always be way more embarrassing than the going to college