Holly Thee Scallion

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i got my tires changed and i sat next to a man (mid 60s) in the lobby who, in the span of 12 minutes, 1. complimented himself three times 2. showed me a picture of himself when he was 20 years younger 3. told me about his ex-wife (“you remember xena? her sister”) 4. flexed his arms a whole lot

a solicitor in front of the grocery store looked at me and said “you look friendly!” and the way i whipped off my sunglasses and said “im the fuck not” lets me know i need to spend the rest of my day inside the house 🦦