Me and @youareaprogram.bsky.social had to try the Love Tunnel at the local amusement park and we served cunt in the picture~
Dan πππ
@youareaprogram.bsky.social
Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here π¨ββ€οΈβπ¨ @c3nric.bsky.social
Rip Winston Smith, if you could've lasted one more year you would've been able to vibe out to Bowling for Soup's 1985
Inflicting my bf with my music tastes, rip u babe but you decided to love meeee
Just Remembered when me and me best mate requested the ten plagues of Egypt from Prince of Egypt in the gay club and the drag queen was just like ???
Me drunk and explaining elder scrolls lore to random people in the gay club
Sitting in my astrology boxers on the balcony with beer xoxo
Bf just been repeating "her face fell OFF" all night and day, poor man is traumatised π
Going to force @c3nric.bsky.social to watch repo the genetic opera later x
Don't speak to me until I've had my weiner coffeeeee
The first thing he said was "what the fuck did I just watch?" SIDBQKSKSHAJAKDL
Going to force @c3nric.bsky.social to watch repo the genetic opera later x
Look how this wholesome American family celebrates father's day, it's so nice to see π₯°
The real moral of 1984 is that living in the UK fucking sucks balls x
Going to force @c3nric.bsky.social to watch repo the genetic opera later x
Can't sleep so I'm watching shitty movies and eating paprika crisps bye
Who was fucking around more and causing drama for no reason, x-men or Greek gods
Still think it's wild that Nolan's The Odyssey over the course of like 3 hours not once mentioned the florence and the machine how big how blue how beautiful odyssey music video (the superior odyssey media) smh
Thinking about the lads yesterday in the pride march in full leather and latex suits in like 30 degree weather walking for 2 plus hours like how did yous survive I was sweating my tits off in a tank top π God's strongest soldiers tbh
Cum bleached flies (as in pants flies) starring at the cumdump, filled
I have such face blindness when it comes to Kit Connor and Cooper Hoffman and the only way I can tell is thinking about who turned up fat and wearing jeans and then I can figure it out
Stockholm Pride with @youareaprogram.bsky.social~ our first Pride together, I am so happy today β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Exhausted but had fun at stockholm pride π₯° (made myself a lil flower crown with @c3nric.bsky.social ) x
We left as soon as the song came on at the end π
Happy "I have to hear that fucking born this way song several times" day
Happy "I have to hear that fucking born this way song several times" day