the guy on the right looks like he's plotting to murder a pigeon who stole his french fries last week

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h ago

JD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "

also i don't buy that air travel has unilaterally gotten worse? wifi on planes. aircraft with lower pressurization. baggage tracking. and, of course, the prices.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 19h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

the world is awful but at least we get a new season of the eric adams show

Hell Gate *subscribe today!*@hellgatenyc.com · 2d ago

This past weekend, former Mayor Eric Adams was in Wisconsin Rapids—population 18,654—trying to convince residents that they should allow a real estate developer to build a data center in the heart of their town. The public hearing did not go well. hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-i...

Tonight @bianchiweather.bsky.social joined us at Rise Comedy for the first night of the improv festival!

why does the guy in the black shirt look like he wants to eat my organs for breakfast

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Fox correspondent: "President Trump tells Fox News about Iran, 'We are going to beat the f**king s**t out of them.' He went on to say, 'We'll be hitting them hard. They're going to get a beating.'"

congrats to phil weiser on his upcoming 40 point victory

Jesse Aaron Paul@jesseapaul.bsky.social · last wk.

Greg Lopez qualifies for November ballot as unaffiliated candidate in Colorado’s gubernatorial race coloradosun.com/2026/07/28/g... #copolitics

summer means making batches of pesto with basil and garlic from the garden and then making caprese sandwiches with said pesto

guy on nextdoor arguing that shrinking road lanes is a war crime and i genuinely can't tell if this is a troll or not

itym “customer diarrhea”

The Denver Post@denverpost.com · 2w ago

Taylor Farms effectively delayed a recall that ultimately resulted in customer confusion.

oh yeah well i’m gonna make a historically accurate paddington

Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w ago

JUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.

if hyundai fixes their iccu problems they can own like half the us ev market

Electrek@electrek.co · 2w ago

Chevy and Cadillac essentially have no new EVs planned as GM shifts back to gas

why did you crop out the final part of her post

Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2w ago

Loomer is currently in Kyiv “doing her own research”. She could probably have just posted the first six words of paragraph four, but I won’t be churlish. If the Right Wing Nut Influencersphere finally gets on board with Ukraine it’s a good thing.

may i introduce you to the insanity that is hartman colorado? a town so bonkers the state has to send an armed escort to inspect the water system, which is collapsing because all the residents can do is literally fight each other www.denverpost.com/2026/03/08/h...

In a tiny Colorado town, infighting dissolved the government. Now the water’s running out.

A tangled web of interpersonal feuds has left the town of Hartman with no clear path out of a situation that’s not covered by any state law.

denverpost.com

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 3w ago

at least in my experience, sometimes lifelong denizens of blue cities genuinely don’t fully grasp just how insane, depraved, and dangerous many American GOP voters in red areas have become. Meanwhile, sane people originally from those GOP-dominated areas viscerally grasp this.

the mike pence joke you're about to make isn't funny don't post it

the world thanks ferran for saving us from pk nonsense

gonna have to go rewatch the bad bunny halftime show to get this taste out of my mouth

a halftime show produced by committee

who approved an acoustic guitar for a halftime show

halftime show shoulda just been entirely muppets playing white stripes

why is wemby doing principal skinner pathetic face

billy baguette

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

was the caller named mixtor varx

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 3w ago

Victor Marx said of fmr Gov Owens: "I got a call yesterday that he's endorsing me." Owens says he's undecided after endorsing Marx's primary opponent. Marx's campaign says the literal wording is true: Marx received a phone call from someone saying that Owens is endorsing him.

welcome new people to another night of "the colorado gop is bananapants crazy"

richard linklater's dude where's my car

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 4w ago

michael bay's my dinner with andre

area dipshit thinks the solution to this problem is giving him millions of dollars

Joe Stieb@joestieb.bsky.social · 4w ago

This is what it looks like when you’ve hollowed out your soul and rotted your brain

That’s fine! Let them run campaigns for their districts! They’re not running to represent Denver!

Jesse Aaron Paul@jesseapaul.bsky.social · last mo.

There are signs Dems are worried this strategy may work. At a party unity event on Friday, missing were Manny Rutinel and Jessica Killin, who are running in the state's most competitive congressional districts. Their spox didn't respond to questions about why. #copolitics

bill murray voice: well here's gallardo with the cross again

i’m on an amateur improv team in denver and we quite literally draw bigger crowds than this

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.

my god

if ny can knock out goldman then colorado can knock out hickenlooper lfg

standard garden hose is 5 gallons per minute. assuming that's the only one, it will take them 800 days to empty this pool morons.

Phil Yabut@philliefan99.bsky.social · 2mo ago

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social