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been sewing a pair of shorts with the absolute worst luck of my life. i don’t think i did a single step correctly the first time.screaming crying throwing up etc in the bad way
it is 11pm do you know where your butter chicken frozen burrito is?
i am going to be a guest on a political podcast as professional dumb guy. do we have any questions for a doctor of political science most focused on alternative parties?
what if i have a doctor’s note for the iced coffee what then
for my current knitting project, i picked a lace tee figuring the lace would slow down my rate of finishing sweaters and gotdamn. i’m maybe 75% done and 80 hours in. a normal tee is maybe 50-60hrs
being a person is too hard i want to be a rock
who can even afford these $45+ sunscreens? i go through a tube every three weeks, i would go bankrupt
knitting on the balcony in a hand knit sweater :)
years ago, there were a few years when i was afraid to go anywhere. i'd drive to the grocery store and sit in the parking lot for like an hour trying to force myself to go in before giving up. i'd get to a restaurant and then bail on my friends and go home. damn that sucked lol glad that's over
peter falk......... would
Debut Buddies Podcast@debutbuddies.bsky.social · last wk.on our latest ep, we're joined by @savagekylan.bsky.social to discuss the first Columbo! We're talking about how cozy it is, how great the soundtrack is, and of course, how fuckable peter falk is 🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a... 🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/6odL...
resident evil was perfectly fine but moreover austin abrams is a gem
have you listened to our latest episode yet? it's a podcast about a movie about a podcaster but please don't hold that against us
Never Show the Monster Podcast@noshowmonster.bsky.social · 2w agoout now! our episode on MONOLITH and taking accountability for one’s actions! find it where you get podcasts
yoooo flossing goes so hard and i’m not even stoned
salon was looking for brunette volunteers for color lessons and my stylist literally had to remind me my hair is purple rn when i volunteered lol
i’m horny but not like horny horny more like horny for death
gonna do a practical magic/resident evil double feature
i want to get a job at a book or fabric store while i get my freelancing off the ground but how do i present my tech resume for those roles? my cover letter will be like “listen. i know nothing in my resume means anything to you. however: hire me :)”
are you telling me i have to do the dishes /again/ kill me
kellyyy (normal)@youroldpalkelly.bsky.social · 3w agorealized i was depressed so i washed my hair and did the dishes and tidied but i will be goddamned if i'm gonna take a walk
this is a curious little film that’s more sci fi than horror, really. a slow burn that rewards a second watch
Never Show the Monster Podcast@noshowmonster.bsky.social · 2w agoTOMORROW we will continue and conclude our series on audio horror with MONOLITH, an australian film about a begrudging podcaster facing the consequences of her actions
anotha one. campanula tee by anna hermann sorensen. this yarn is dreadful and was pilling simply from construction. also i did us all dirty by blocking this with shaping, before i added that it was l o n g and looked like it was meant for slenderman
i live so alone i just realized there's a cobweb from the ceiling to the side of the couch i don't use
THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE is still good but also it hurt my feelings (this is my review of PASSENGER in an if you don’t have anything nice to say kind of way)
burned my hand making cheese toast. the lord giveth and he taketh away
saw someone compare naomi scott’s performance in smile 2 to inde navarette’s in obsession. great point, great movies, great actors, queens