YoursTruly ❤️ 🧿
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Updating my description to be more than just a single emoticon so that I pass as human, but I'm doing it begrudgingly. I'm here to take up space and emit white noise. <3
I wanted this to be one of those jokes where you add several years to fuck with people's sense of time. The fuck you mean it's actually been 35 years.
i.m. zumphry@zumphry.com · 9h ago"my bloody valentine's loveless is 35 today" anyone have 9 or so amps and 30 or so stereo speakers i can borrow tonight. thank
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Told to reboot a server, it destroyed systemd, destroyed containers, ran random scripts, cost me $10,000+ · Issue #59060 · openai/codex
What version of Codex CLI is running? v0.166.0 What subscription do you have? Business Which model were you using? gpt-6-sol medium What platform is your computer? Linux 6.17.0-1017-aws x86_64 x86_...
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I've been in a room alone with a navy seal before, presumably the one who wrote the copypasta, but I didn't ask. This was the first and only time I ever felt like "this guy could just kill me dead with his bare hands right here right now if he wants to." Fake edit: originally typed nazy seal lol.
I really need to find ways to temper my excitement and anticipation regarding the future. Saw a guy in a yellow T-shirt with red text "US" and then got real disappointed when he turned to reveal "MC" instead of "SR". Thank you for your service but you'd be serving harder in a "USSR" shirt just sayin
*a republican strategist crumples up a piece of paper and shouts:* "I told you we should have gone with jar jar binks dropping his tongue while ogling big tiddy goth gf Annie Skywalker! I told you!! This blue wave is on your hands!"
So, like, has the economy crossed the point of no return and collapse is imminent, so Republicans rigged it so they'd lose and escape accountability? "Well it happened while Dems controlled Congress so obviously their fault." Idk, I'm JAQing here, laying the groundwork for a fun conspiracy theory.
Parents turn on the TV. Local news report describing something as "one step closer to" and my brain suddenly yells "AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK"
I hear the owl now. I have no idea which reel it was associated with.
YoursTruly ❤️ 🧿@yourstruly.lol · 4d agoOn my bs watching more Tarot reels. Tarot Reader 1: Here's a sign that this will all come true. You will see an owl, or possibly just hear one, but it'll be nearby. Me: Heh, unlikely. *10 videos later* Tarot Reader 7: Ok I'm pulling the owl card Me: h-holy shit
Remembering my dumbass friend who saw a countdown timer on X-Files and pointed it out thinking it was a production error broken clock or something. They were launching a spaceship to find the aliens or something, dumbass.
Special Agents Scully and Mulder were in the closet opening X-Files and I saw one of the X-Files that had an alien and the alien looked at me!
Oh yeah I found a leaf earlier that had these gnarly looking things attached. Is this good or bad.
A lot of y'all have never spent a couple months defeating warlocks, healing you're inner child, or shifting from a scarcity mindset to an abundance mindset, and it SHOWS.
Scully: Mulder, what are you doing in here? *Dozens of smartphones playing spiritual content creators* Mulder: Scully, have you ever heard of ... Energy Vampires?
Lrrr (ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8), putting down a book: "This is ancient Earth's most foolish class war. Why does the Proletariat, the largest of the classes, not simply eat the other?"
Wait was there an election today? I just voted in one a couple days ago!
There's a message that I want to deliver to my Dad. He imparted a lot of values on me that he believed were important for living a good, moral, happy, and fulfilling life. We disagreed on plenty of things, but those values always resonated, and I try to live by them, because I believe in them too.
Left Mulder: I'm the real Mulder! Right Mulder: No, Scully, I'm the real Mulder! *Scully takes the shot* Mulder: How did you know? Scully: That impostor came straight from a lab. You haven't showered in a week; I can smell the takeout food still in your hair after you fell asleep at your desk.
This beef isn't one sided, this beef is between the both of us, exclusively, so leave the innocent bystanders out of this. This beef between us isn't just rare, this beef is being served raw. Make no misteak, tar!tare!
can you imagine the 2016 election was twenty three years ago
Everyone in my family is trying to cope in their own unique ways and I'm just glad mine is confined to a notepad app in my pocket that's completely isolated from the material world.
Some might say I'm like a modern Odysseus, ready to defy the fates, no matter how many of my crew get eaten to death by cyclopses or w/e I haven't seen the movie I just want to tap into something culturally relevant here.