Two-piece Advocate
@ytpjason.bsky.social
Formerly @frazierapproves on Twitter.
Now that summer is over can we admit that not only was “Choosin Texas” NOT the song of the summer. It wasn’t even the WHITE song of the summer. The definitive songs of the summer were: Zara Larson‘s “Midnight Sun”, white division Yung Miami’s “Spend Dat”, Black division
There’s a special place in hell for people who park at the gas pump
Your periodic reminder that it is literally impossible for a man and a woman to engage in a gay sex act together
Ma$on@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 11mo agoStraight conversations around sex are so pedestrian. I thought y'all said you were some freaks and so sexually liberated but debating the merit of platonic sexual interactions. Is it oochie wally or one mic?
She is really Gwyneth Paltrow for black people now. Hate to see it.
⚜️Baldgood Marshall@freshlogic.blacksky.app · 3d agoThat Horse Lady is selling an empty crate for $950.00 😂😂😂
That woman thinks so little of the fans who worship her
⚜️Baldgood Marshall@freshlogic.blacksky.app · 3d agoThat Horse Lady is selling an empty crate for $950.00 😂😂😂
Do you think they are currently more people on earth who can dunk a basketball or land an ollie?
I was telling everybody John Fetterman was a piece of shit as someone who KNEW HIM. I legitimately do not know a single person who likes John Fetterman, the man. His lack of contrition for the shotgun incident should’ve been disqualifying, we are still went out and voted for the golem of Braddock.
To be fair, I never said Matt Barnes WAS an unscrupulous Creole jazzman. He just looks like one
Marktwain Mullen@mrbutterchicken.bsky.social · 3d agoYou really did. I remember you shitting on him from day one. That said, Matt Barnes doesn't seem to be as shitty as you've made him out to be so you're batting .500 now.
I don’t like to be like “I told you so”, but I told everyone about Fetterman. Loudly, early, and often.
This just reminded me it’s time for my annual Henny night. I don’t even like the shit but you gotta do it every now and then, for the culture
⚜️ 244|121 ⚜️@aftashok.blacksky.app · 4d agothis is caliber levels of niggaism.
I can’t imagine not wanting something just because everyone else can have it…except your mom
New York Magazine@nymag.com · 4d ago“They’ve done to the Birkin what they did to avocado toast: taken something perfectly respectful and made it ubiquitous and tired,” says Tanya, a bicoastal beauty writer who believes influencers ruined the Hermès bag’s allure.
Joe Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoJD Vance on the 25th anniversary of 9/11: "As you guys can probably guess, I'm really looking forward to hanging out with Joe Biden. I'm sure we'll have many many intense intellectual conversations. We'll have a great time."
This perfectly illustrates why Vance will never be the heir to the MAGA throne. Trump is a natural bully, and like it or not, people find his cruelty funny. Nobody wants to hear this shit from dweeb.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4d agoJD Vance on the 25th anniversary of 9/11: "As you guys can probably guess, I'm really looking forward to hanging out with Joe Biden. I'm sure we'll have many many intense intellectual conversations. We'll have a great time."
Subways, taxis, and a designated driver who switched to water at 11 PM.
Kim McCauley@kimischilling.bsky.social · 5d agoextremely unsafe 5 mile walk while borderline blackout drunk
Since I’m doing storytime today, did I ever tell you about the time I went to a NATO operated whorehouse?
Wait, they sent the USS Abraham Lincoln to Pattaya, Thailand?!? That’s so fucking disgusting.
My favorite bit of family lore is my great-grandfather was at Appomattox when Lee surrendered. High-T runs in the family. But give me a sec to brag the ancestors.
Jason Concepcion@netw3rk.bsky.social · 4d agoRobert E Lee had low T. No further questions.
Amen Thompson is the answer to “What would Bill Russel be, in the modern NBA”; a max-contract starter who will never be in the MVP conversation.
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 4d agoJust in: Houston Rockets' Amen Thompson has agreed to a five-year, $208 million rookie-scale contract extension with the franchise, sources tell ESPN. The new deal includes a 10% trade kicker.
I see somebody finished their Protocols of the Elders of Zion ebook
Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 5d agoGood god
Bill Simmons under investigation for proxy betting?!?! Bwahahahahahah
I just saw a clip of an interview with Chingy where he said that he has a 30-year-old son, and I’m just gonna roll over and die now
Must be nice to be the richest owner in the league. Donald Sterling was just racist and they made him sell the team
Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social · 5d agoBREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian
We aren’t going to do this revisionist history with Fetterman. There was a whole Democratic primary, and BLACK Pennsylvanians repeatedly and loudly told you guys he was not the one.
Kid Cutty Sark@apersoninphilly.bsky.social · 6d agoIt was him or Oz at the time. And he was undercover. I did the same.
People can’t even beat large dogs with powerful bite forces. If you can’t beat a Rottweiler, how do you expect to beat an animal with three times the bite force and fucking arms to hold you with?
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴘɪss ᴍᴇ ᴏғғ@chaclo.blacksky.app · 5d agoI seen what that chimp did to Charla Nash. absolutely not.
I need you guys need to understand that vice president is not really an executive position at big banks. Large banks literally have thousands of vice presidents. The average salary for a vice president at Bank of America is like $130k
Black Dynamite 2@absoulutezer0.bsky.social · 6d agoThese corporations better stop playing with people bruh.
