sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
it seems to me that you must be a little damaged in the head
Giant Bomb GOTY but they’re ranking penises: unfortunately I don’t think it hangs
hey we saw you from across the bar and would love to stab you with a knife 32 times
thinking about getting into eating sand, loam, concrete, ect.
remedy entertainment please let me play as jesse or have dylan transition mid game thank you. kisses.
I post to express myself, dude. (all my posts are like "I'm dying and I'm in hell")
Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo
a job + living in a walkable neighborhood would hit like Crazy right now
deer “are basically a type of rabbit”, reveals top biologist. “we were just pretending that they’re not the same general thing”
applying for any job, okay sure i will work at the christian family run breakfast place that sells $15 sandwiches that are called friends with benedicts or slut fries. i don't even care any more.
Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells
throwing my phone into a field of flowers so if i feel the urge to look at it i have to frolic for a while
