𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Is your shit posting locally sourced?
It’s been 167 days since any jam band fired their drummer
If my math is right, these brachiosaurus bois I made come in around 50mg each 👀
Born with underdeveloped lungs Lightning struck a tree and a 20’ trunk landed at my feet Cocaine + pills Car Crash(two lost) Cocaine + pills 13,800v transformer feed blowing up next to me Lead Poisoning 277v lighting circuit with 20amps behind it Survived an oil refinery explosion Myself
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝕎𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕥@radiator9987.bsky.social · 2w agoIntroduce yourself as what almost killed you: Valium Valium Electricity Waterfall Tornado
Anywho, I’m going back on antidepressants so you’re fucking welcome
Did I catch anything last night? No. Did the kids catch a solid 7 each? Yes.
Real growth and maturity is admitting you can’t take 7 grams of mushrooms like you used to
While you losers were working all day, I got stoned and wandered around a parking lot and found more cool rocks. Stick that in your 401k nerd
Come on guys, who among us hasn’t quit a job and then got a little racist online and then had to walk it back and make it look like we’re not racist with a few sentences and delete our social media
@bobbby.online hope you packed your spaghetti queen
Going to start a punk band called Sully and the Tryhards
Imagine hating me and I’m over here eating a giant burrito and fighting a turtle head that feels like there’s enough behind it to have co-starred in a Godzilla movie
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social Where did your I Don't Want It post go? It was great! Lame Anyway, here's some Piss Up A Rope as promised...
I can’t thank this guy enough for all the friends, memories, guitar lessons, inspiration and kindness he’s personally shown me since 2001. Thank you Jake
Umphrey's McGee@umphreys.com · 2mo ago
New job and crew today. Crew has my buddy I’ve known for 25 years, a guy from my gym I’ve known for the last 4, and my former neighbor who Lived above me for 5 years and probably listened to a lot of phish and ladies getting banged. So it’s going well
Glizz the Season (All beef, cheddar dog. Grilled, carm onions, dijonaise with local hot sauce, tomato, cheddar, green onion 🌭)
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐@zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2mo agoNbd just getting ridiculously stoned with my bestie(cat) listening to Jezz music and making fancy hot dog sandwiches 🌭
Nbd just getting ridiculously stoned with my bestie(cat) listening to Jezz music and making fancy hot dog sandwiches 🌭
Happy daddy day to David Gilmour. Thanks for always being there for me
365 sexy days without that dang booze for the second time in my life 🦦
Trey Anastasio 6/14/26 Bayfield Wi
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐@zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2mo agoSunday Funday
