𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Is your shit posting locally sourced?
She leaves me flowers in my mailbox when I am putting in 12+ hour days in the worst industrial places. And I am gonna make her another amazing dinner and cream pie her until she’s walking around like a bear claw 🥰
Legend has it that ol’ Sully Dusty Bones is out there tending to a lighthouse and living off of barnacles, hashbrowns and Pinot Grigio and getting lured to an icy tomb by a totally smoking hot siren with double D’s and a voice like Dolly Parton but the siren is actually Dolly Parton
They hate us cuz they ain’t us @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social
I am dating a fantastic(understatement) big tiddie goth girl and Seth isn’t even here to fucking hear about it. I fucking hate Nazi America
Things got a little hot and heavy last night
Dildo Baggins is currently grounded because he was over at his friend Tucker’s house hanging in the garage and decided to start some shit with Tucker and pissed himself
I pretend I’m ok but deep down I wanna leave work early and go fishing and eat hot dogs and get some gigantic nattys in my face choking my air supply out
@peteforgets.bsky.social have a fucking great day today buddy 🍆
Hey if a broad picks some flowers for you from their flower garden that means good, right?
I found this old photograph of Sully from his college days in 1971
Sturgill Simpson gives out free tickets to veterans and I love him even more now
I’m currently working 275 miles from home today at the Canadian border… and our inspector for the day is quite literally my next door neighbor Jim
Sully is what happens when your Birkenstocks give you an entirely new persona
Sturgeon- 2 Zach- 0 Sunrise was nice today
Idk who needs to hear this but don’t lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools you fucking idiot
