@zackiewott.bsky.social

28 year old Furry ABDL looking to make poofy friends!

Am watching a video about reddit stories and was flash-banged by the narrator reading out the phrase "Hilariously humped their diaper".

I went to an arcade lately and fell in love with this baby from Metal Slug X. So many frames dedicated to them fumbling onto their butt

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Last night I had an impromptu pain tolerance check by stepping on a scorpion 🦂. I was stung when I was ten and cried like a baby due to the pain but at 28 I screamed like Mel Blanc and then got over it. Foot still numb tho.

Current brain worm is this 50's Sugar Rice Krinkles commercial where he advises you to "Crinkle on down to the store" to buy a box. If this were made today I'd say they knew what they were doing but I'm pretty sure disposables weren't around for awhile after this came out.

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Tried to load an XP Blues Clues game on a 95 virtual machine and instead got Blues Clues.exe. I physically recoiled when this loaded up😱

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Boy oh boy I sure do LOVE having a laptop with a built in Blu-ray drive that inexplicably can't play Blu-ray discs unless you pay some random ass company to unlock the ability to PLAY THE DISCS THAT YOU OWN ON THE PLAYER THAT YOU OWN🫩

Still thinkin about the time I was 13 at the Yosemite pay showers and the attendant looked at me, then to my Dad, then back to me,then back to my Dad and said "Yep, he looks about 3" and let me shower for free🫠

I'm playing GameCube AC right now. Scoot and Maddie keep getting into fights, getting depressed, and feeling elated in a matter of moments. I don't think they are taking the end of time as they know it in 3 1/2 years very well🐶🦆

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I'm playing AC for the GameCube right now and in a span of a minute I witnessed Scoot talk to Maddie- gets mad, again and be happy, and a third time be mad AGAIN! As I was typing this, Maddie went back up to Scoot and came out of the conversation depressed. I think they need therapy.