Tessera

She's dusting the mansion again. Top to bottom.

⠀ 𝜗𝜚nessie. pssst you totally wanna join the touhou verse gensokyo is the land of lesbians

https://x.com/sseun_4/status/2022732459310531021?s=46

+ 20% ??? Tick. . . tick. . . The knives began flinging toward them suddenly, as the watch stopped ticking! " You don't have it because you gave it to her. "

- then I wasn't the one that gave Aqua that! How about that?"

" Another you? " Her eye twitched a bit. " Do you take me for a fool? " It did in fact make them sound crazy. She eyed them up and down. " She told me you did. And you look rather shady. "

- That was probably another me, y'know!" * You realize in the moment that probably just makes you sound crazy... "Heck, I don't even do drugs or weed or any of that stuff! What makes you think I'd give some to her?"

" It involves my newly adopted daughter, Aqua. " A few steps closer, the pocket watch in her hand ticking. " And unhealthy tobacco products given to her by you. "

"Ah..." * You certainly have no chance of winning this. but you get your sword out anyways. "...Do I at least get to know why this is happening before you probably kill me?"

" Quite. " They're suddenly surrounded by razor-sharp knives. " You are. "

"Excellent? What's so excellent abou-" * You blink twice... "...I'm in danger, aren't I?"

Yes. I do know best. ( a pat to the head. )

* Uuu? Is bad for me? Oh okay! You know best! You know best! Just like Seth! * Uee Hee Hee!

Excellent.

* You... slowly raise your hand...

Where is this 'Kris.'

Don't take anything like that from them. This thing is bad for you. ( she's tossing the blunt away. )

* Uuu! It made me feel funny! * It was... I dunno I didn't have much fun but I kinda liked it?

This 'Kris' gave it to you? Perhaps I should have a talk with them.

* Uuu! Kris gave it to me! It was Kris! Hi Mom!

Who gave you that.

Patchy's Music Box 🎶@asthmaticmage.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Patchouli Knowledge is known as the girl of knowledge and sunshade because her ass isn't going out anytime soon

💞

https://x.com/grmarsa3cet/status/2073793516829016212?s=46

samus @samusmaximus.com · 2mo ago

Touhou Sakuya

ALT: Touhou Sakuya

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Doing #research

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Evil maid attack
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An evil maid attack is an attack

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑺𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑨𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑵 𝑶𝑭 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑬.@fantasyseal.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Fuck it. ❤️ for my muse's victory quote against yours.

what on earth is happening in hometown. this is why I don't visit the human world anymore.

Would you like another cup of tea, perhaps? #MaidMonday

https://x.com/tsu_ne_tune/status/2070088360895422931

It's not often I see others with silver hair.

I wonder what the mistress is doi—

⠀ 𝜗𝜚nessie. you want to get into touhou ooooh

uuu@aquaknife.bsky.social · 2mo ago

// hi chat completely not-rp-related questions 1, does your "main" profile picture (like, your profile picture on your personal account on whatever social media you use most) depict a character that is of the same gender as yourself? 2, are you genderqueer at all and also feel free to elaborate

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Of course. You never know when you need a convenient weapon.

Okay, but in your drawer??????

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It's a good weapon.

Why do you have a chainsaw in there????????

( she's digging through her drawers. ) Where is that pocket watch. . . Auto Aim? No. Screw Knife? Nah. Chainsaw? Not even close.