Oh no the two biggest messes I know are actively flirting

I thought this was the onion

David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 3w ago

😂

😂

Donald Trump threatens Canada with tariffs over ‘invasion’ of wildfire smoke

President to call PM Mark Carney over ‘filthy, polluted’ air wafting over US cities

ft.trib.al

It was my wife’s 40th birthday and the 4y/o says dad I know today is important because you are wearing your favorite rock shirt the shirt @homefield.bsky.social

Hail to Pitt

6-0 yup this is the Canada of war crimes fame

The pissed off war crimes Canada is on display

Oh man they look good better than I have ever seen them look

@opg.bsky.social boat is in the river

When you take the scooter to the grocery store to get stuff for dinner and your wife adds a whole grocery list

Dropped off the rental car at the Orlando airport waiting for an uber back to the place and I hear over the overhead “DO NOT RIDE THE BELT JESUS DID YOU NOT HEAR ME DO NOT RIDE THE BAGGAGE CLAIM FOR ANY REASON… these idiots who gets on the god damn belt”

Got a haircut in Florida might keep it

So 76.61 because this game happened while I was at Disney and I am about to go to Disney

One of the fun moments of being a dad

I must be looking good today a girl yelled take your shirt off at me in the giant eagle!

Made the mistake of polishing the wood floor in the mud room trying to remove some scratches, it has the same floor as the kitchen and there is a huge difference

The 3 y/o took my phone and did the last two taps…. I’ve been to the last place twice www.maptap.gg April 11 100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 24😒 24😒 Final score: 541

www.maptap.gg April 7 96🔥 99🎯 80✨ 98🎯 94🏅 Final score: 931 An accidental tap in the Atlantic while trying to zoom might have cost me my all time best score

Hey not bad today www.maptap.gg April 3 94🏅 100🎯 99🎯 91👑 95🏅 Final score: 950

www.maptap.gg April 1 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 98🎯 96🔥 Final score: 971

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social wanna get wet

Is @jasonkirk.fyi at the office today?

So my old apartment was on tv today

Feeling regal might delete later

Guys I did good!

@sickoscommittee.org I need a patriots sad field goal… like $500 need a sad field goal

This is who runs this account.

jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 6mo ago

this is who runs this account

#woopigsooie

Am I the only one hoping they kick here