Dorian Lord Zedd
@zeddrick.bio
My supervillain name is Frozen Rotundra; my power is unlimited unfunny jokes. 📍🐦🔥 🏜️ National Underwear Day wishlist https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/EAM4QOS4BHD6?ref_=wl_share
Smelling like eggs and smelling like huevos are two very different things
That Robyn outfit idea did huge numbers on Reddit but here only two. Too gay for the bluesky which is something I never thought I'd be.
Still such a fantastic performance. I need to do my hands like that to match my vibe. Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This (Live at The BRIT Awards, 2015)
Imagine if Luigi Mangione had friends as passionate as he is.
If you know me at all, you know I love breakfast sausage (as a few of you can attest 😏)
Remember when they brought Arrested Development back and ruined it by changing the format so drastically? I'm still waiting on an apology.
When Eliot and Margo have to speak in code is the best #TheMagicians #07Britney #ThatBitch
Back home after the running of all errands. No one had lunch waiting for me. That's not very Candy Rain of you tbh.
Today was one of those days where doing the work of four jobs almost felt too much.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
GulfCoastJake@gulfcoastjake.bsky.social · 3d agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Me: tell me what time to pick you up My sister (transcribed from three audio clips):
Well that was an oopsies but now I don't have the energy to re-post those so oh well. *Screams into a pillow*
Gays, when I fail, will you tell me? You have the absolute right to choke me out, if need be, when I deserve it, because no one knows or cares about me more. With all my heart, Brattily
On July 27th 1993, 33 years ago, I bought Mariah's Dreamlover single and Toni Braxton's self-titled debut that was released a few days before. They were my first CDs and still have them. Both, epic.
The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · last wk.44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
2025: I need to find a partner for cuffing season 2026: I need to find a partner for de-Flocking season.
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
Chris • クリストファー@cbseamonkey.bsky.social · 6d agoWhat's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
I don't have one so I guess I'm doin' it* *lying here, in silence, staring at the ceiling after work
Fietser@americanfietser.bsky.social · last wk.What could you do without a car payment?
I'm getting around to starting Good Omens now. Eventually I get around to everything.
He gave me two pokes like a gentleman ft my little tiny toy guns
