Zelu
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He/Him, 30s 🖤If It All Burns Down, I Will Hold You For The Minute It Takes🖤 Swiftie • Full-time OOTW Stan Reputation Denver + Tampa + Miami Eras Philly N2 + Indy N2 Ghost Stan Skeleta Detroit/Columbus Queer • Trans • AuDHD • Demi-Gray Sexual/Romantic
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
The autistic struggle of not being able to read people and not being a cars guy means I have no idea how to tell if the mechanic is fleecing me…which is really unfortunate when I *need* repair work 😭
Happy birthday, Sci-fi Queen. 🥳 Sigourney Weaver has also voiced a spaceship two times (the Female Planet Express Ship in Futurama, 2002, and the Axiom from Wall-E, 2008).
boycott it so your trans friends don’t get a sick feeling in their stomach when they come over to your house for a party & see a stack of HP merch on your bookshelf, politely excuse themselves a bit early without saying anything, and then go home feeling just a little degraded
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
...i regret to announce this is relevant again. Mind you there's a reason this verse is in here, along with the weapons one
If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏 If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏 If you're all just there for yelling And on violence he keeps dwelling If he wants to do explosions, he's a Fed 👏👏
I thought I was moving into a quiet neighbourhood. Nothing but yappy dogs day in and day out. Ice cold take, if you're gonna have a dog, you *have* to give it enough enrichment so it doesn't drive your community insane with barking.
Blue-ringed octopuses (genus Hapalochlaena) are the only cephalopod whose venomous bite is potent enough to kill a human. However, they are docile and won't bite unless provoked or hunting. So keep your distance and don't make them feel threatened or be a crustacean and you'll be safe. #OCTOtober
My brain for the last 2 weeks: Ididntwannaletyoudown so I left you up there on a ₚᵢₙₖ ₚᵢₙₖ cₗₒᵤd CAUSE ITS WHERE YOU’RE FROM aunt virginia with a ᴄʜᴜʀᴄʜ ᴅʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴏɴ to this day I wake up scared that I left marks on a GOOD PERSON ˢᵒ ˡᵉᵗˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ⁱᵗ I FOUND MIIIIIINE 🗣️
This is a Marina Shafir appreciation post. A strong, unapologetic, talented, ferocious woman who only deserves the best. 🩷🖤🤍 #AEW
Jon Moxley might honestly be the most important pro wrestler of his generation. There is no situation that man has ever been put in that he hasn't risen to meet and brought everyone else along with him. Professional wrestling would not be the same without him and I hope he knows that. #AEW 🤼♂️
It's time for the media to stop referring to these positions as "radical leftist."
Remember ending your apology with a guilt trip negates the apology and makes you a little bitch
Buying groceries shouldn’t trigger a panic attack, but here we are.
We've lost the plot as a society when we started demonizing words like "processed" and "chemical". H2O is a chemical. You are made up of chemicals. A diced tomato is processed, by definition. Nearly everything we eat is processed one way or another. Words have meaning!