I'm somebody else.

> pulls out the WASP spray > *does nothing* > checks the label again > *White Anglo-Saxon Protestant spray

curse: your brain will only think of bangers to post on days with low engagement

the secret to healing your nervous system is people in power being held responsible, but we don't want to talk about that

wasps: having a human neighbor is so cool. let's build this nest as close as possible, right in his doorway, even

"AI can make mistakes, always double check!" = "AI *will* make mistakes but *you* will be blamed for them."

get out of the way, tony hawk

🆂🆃🅴🆅🅴🅽 🌈☕🐸@zencoffeebreak.com · 5d ago

two showers in one week is the MECFS equivalent of extreme sports

two showers in one week is the MECFS equivalent of extreme sports

me

debbshock@debbshock.blue · 6d ago

this owl has just about had it with the bullshit and me too

I think the thought that something like covid can just appear naturally and cause the havoc it did broke people’s minds so they search for some other explanation

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 6d ago

And here is the same Alex Jones bullshit appearing in Rolling Stone. Unbelievably embarrassing to publish this.

The conspiracy she’s referring to here is a Slack chat among scientists in 2020 where they went, “it could be a lab leak, let’s look into it!”

Ernie Piper@whoisernie.bsky.social · 7d ago

Zeynep Tufekci is still completely insane over the lab leak idea. "There is a conspiracy to cover this up" is not evidence for "covid was a bioweapon that escaped from a lab". It could also be evidence for my theory, "please stop talking about this stupid idea"

My favorite part of the lab leak obsession is that it seems to confirm their deeply held belief that...we didn't need to wear masks or get vaccinated?

are you gay or do you just have brain fag syndrome en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_f...

is that my tinnitus or are the cicadas at it again

Getting REALLY tired of people without ME thinking they’re the experts on this disease. Obviously they’re not. They’re just causing more harm. I wish I could reach through the phone sometimes.

The US healthcare system isn't a gentle lover

and you guys said gender fluid isnt real

Kat Kerlin@katkerlin.bsky.social · last wk.

Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...

suddenly remembering that every horrifying potential side-effect on a medication is something that actually happened to a real person. didn't happen to everyone but it literally happened to someone. the smiling people on the drug ad are imaginary, but the potential side effect people were real

muted green tiger would be scary af

the Squishmallows stay on (the bed) during sex

Reverse-Samson gets long covid, becomes too weak for haircuts & is forced to grow out long hair. Eventually he starts to recover. As his strength returns he goes to the barber, occasionally at first then more regularly. By the time he is restored, his hair is consistently short once again.

@theBrianaMills

I’m so tired of being exhausted all the god damn time! Ughhhhhhhhhh

if other serious diseases had cutesy names like "chronic fatigue syndrome": person 1: my mom got diagnosed with chronic brain fog syndrome (Alzheimer's) person 2: oh my sister had chronic brain fog too! she cured it by taking turmeric