When you start to get too arrogant there's nothing like having to scoot to keep from shitting your pants to keep you humble.
Zeroisanumber
@zeroisanumber.bsky.social
Way older than 18 He/Him White Communist 2026 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee Would probably fight to the death for you without liking you very much. Local Food Shelf Amazon Wish List: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33006IR7PKHGZ
Anyone who believes this deserves to lose their money.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
¡Feliz quinceañera! Te ves hermosa. (✍️: the Onion)
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
BOZEMAN, MT—Upending long-held beliefs about how the prehistoric reptiles commemorated a juvenile female’s transition into adulthood, new evidence published Thursday by researchers at Montana State Un...
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Lol. Massive spend from outside the state and the downballot went great and AES still won but it's somehow still a loss to these people.
Politico@politico.com · 10h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
If you're a pretty girl with long legs you can come hang with me at my place and crash on the couch and I'll make you eggs in the hole with toast and OJ for breakfast.
Black with a "Muslim" name means that maga rejected him.
The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 14h agoSeems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.
Amazing that Mallory McMorrow dropped out and she's pulling 36,000 votes.
I mean, you take it as a cheap burrito that's as big as two fists you'll be fine.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 13h agoChipotle has opened its first location in Mexico, aiming to sell its American-style Mexican food. The U.S. fast-food chain says it can succeed south of the border, where Taco Bell has failed twice. Some locals are embracing it — as American cuisine. https://wapo.st/4xlt1JI
Twins powder blue uniforms from the 80's went hard.
Wherever I am is exactly the right place at exactly the right time.
21,000 votes up with only 5% of the count. I mean, you don't want to say it's over prematurely, but it's over.
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · 17h agoEl-Sayed is projected to win the Michigan Democratic Senate primary and will go up against Mike Rogers in November
I've met a lot of abusers and if you've ever known one this guy is playin' the fuckin' hits.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 20h agoMAX MILLER: She's 2.5 years old. She doesn't have the ability to articulate what you just said. TAPPER: But you just told me that she said she was scared to go to mommy's house. Now you're saying she's not capable of saying "Daddy kill you"? MILLER: What about due process?
Sick-ass backside flip. I'd stop and tell him it was awesome too.
Jerad Walker@jeradwalker.bsky.social · 18h agoI hope this guy just drives around town cheering everyone on.
I'm gonna go for a walk then check out and play vidya games for the rest of the night. You kids keep it sloppy.
Oh we had a thing for this in NYC. We had them sign an AMA and discharged them for refusing treatment. When I was driving the bus we just said "Okay" and left.
Charles EP Murphy@cepmurphy.bsky.social · yesterdaynews.sky.com/story/nhs-st... stereotypically this has been seen as Old People, but not only would the old people of now have often been born post-Windrush, lot of this will be younger people who've always lived in a diverse Britain. The guy with a pregnant wife likely millennial at oldest
I prolly wouldn't shit-talk Sir Terry on bsky and I enjoy telling people to fuck off.
I expect AES to win it in a romp and for the harvest of tears to be grand.
Ron Johnson is only saved from the ignominy of being the dumbest senator by the existence of Tommy Tuberville.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h agoRon Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
If Emmer drops dead they'll just vote for a new cruel nitwit to fill his seat, but I'll get a laugh.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h ago😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"
Climate Change has some weird knock-on effects and vanishing Flock cameras is one of them.
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 21h agothe cameras are known to just disappear like that at times, ya know
I paid $250 for a pair of Sorrels when I was 17 and marched all over creation in them and I still wear them in heavy snow in my 40's.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterdayokay now he's gone too far
Our shitty movie for violent racists needs a sequel.
Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸@belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 22h agoMister President...
Why would farmers cheer the idea of 5 million fewer people being able to buy food?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRollins: "For those who love work and celebrate work and want people to work and not be on food stamps, it's a pretty big win when we've moved 5 million people off food stamps, y'all."
Thing is these little pop-up generators have cool knock-on effects because not only do they mean you burn less fuel for power generators, but you also need to produce and transport less fuel.
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 23h agoAnd it's happening all over.
Look, no one here needs to be told this but Musk's entire thing is overselling and under-delivering. He built his entire fortune on it.
The Associated Press@apnews.com · yesterdaySpaceX shares are down by half from their June peak as investors worry Musk may have oversold them on its future prospects.
Notably, the accusations are coming from his family.
Jen Bendery@jbendery.bsky.social · yesterdayover on the other site
