I need an IRL friend to bully me into finishing Twin Peaks S2 so I can finally watch Fire Walk With Me and The Return. I have such a hard time with tv shows.
jamie (they/them)
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ nonbinary, queer, and communist in seattle. I like art movies, dance music, and bad jokes. some nsfw stuff. https://boxd.it/1XpCx
nobody on this call knows that I am wearing my shortest shorts
my first opening weekend watch in years
Little Death is coming. Jane Schoenbrun’s TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA opens next week in 35mm. Get ready to enter a blood-soaked world of desire, fear, and delirium. Opens Thursday, August 13 at SIFF Cinema Uptown. 🎟️: siff.info/campmiasma35mm-bs
I remember 2000s gay discourse when The Advocate and Out had straight people on their magazine covers significantly more than gay people.
These heterosexual actors have made names for themselves on the gayest stage in the world.
sorry boss I can’t come in because they replaced air with smoke outside, and I don’t want to inhale particles because commercial property owners want butts in seats *cough* I mean because of “in-office collaboration”
Vote! It's the last day of the WA primary. Get your ballots in a drop box by 8pm. Here's our picks! www.theurbanist.org/2026-primary...
don’t really need the ‘this post is liked by x user’ feature. cop ass platform.
now journalists on bluesky can just talk to their industry friends in private without having to look at their dash
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.
Hey Seattle don’t forget to vote by tomorrow evening, the low turnout for August elections means your vote is going to be extra potent, like you’ve been gooning for democracy
Your boss and your landlord have voted.
photo prompts that begin with "no cheating" are interesting because I wasn't going to, but now that you've said it I do think I'll cheat on my husband
I hate being cursed with enough self awareness that I have to process if i’m being mean to myself when it comes to body image
It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough
I don’t know if I’d fuck the wicker guy because he looks like a Mumford and Sons fan after 2016 IYKWIM
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I’m thinking about Ethel from bg3 each time one of you mentions the Ariana album
there are people out there who write each post like it’s a press release
Someone asked me what kind of artist I am and I said comedian. Guess who has a new bit to commit to.
it’s so funny that the ballard extension will be delayed until i’m 77 years old if they don’t get more funding
The Shrouds (2025) fancam set to Charli XCX No One Lasts Forever - a little obvious but would hit really hard
Shoutout every civil procedure professor who finally has a topical case to use to teach personal jurisdiction, it’s a big day
Kash Patel’s Ambitious Defamation Lawsuit Foiled By Basic Civil Procedure Doctrine
The litigious FBI director’s case against a blogger who called him a “blatantly incompetent chud” is no match for International Shoe.
ballsandstrikes.org
I hate the Blue Angels! There’s nothing impressive about low flying military aircraft! It’s the dumbest time of year in Seattle.
Two additional points. One: This was at AIDS 2026, the 26th International AIDS Conference, in Rio de Janeiro. And: "A Reuters analysis found the image of the map included in the presentation contained an artificial intelligence watermark that signals it was made with OpenAI tools."
"A US government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attenders who took screenshots and posted them online."
When Bruce Harrell was mayor, SPD kept information around a potential serial killer in Capitol Hill and First Hill from the public for a number of weeks, something that did not get as much media attention as a press conference being delayed for three hours. www.capitolhillseattle.com/2024/05/poli...
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
enough of this shit