first time playing my paladin at level 5 aka when she has 2 attacks per turn i'm ready to FUCK SHIT UP
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Drew: "someone needs to sponsor my underwear because I sag, hella" this is who everyone wants to save, in there and out here.. also, somebody tell Leah to hit him up #bb28
#BB28 Yash’s barber before deciding what haircut to give him:
yash irritating me #bb28
melody is such a star in tonight's ep but i fear she might just be a DR warrior 😭
i can’t find the skeet anymore but yo. bb27 didn’t have a bitter jury. vince simply sucked at jury management and ashley was actively turning people against vince and towards her during the weeks of their evictions 😭 hot take: there’s no such thing as a bitter jury.
bluesky devs- you have got to do something about the alt text interface on mobile. it's really hard to use. I can't scroll up and down easily and makes it really hard to proofread my alt text.
every week i get the wednesday episode & look at the runtime like "jesus that can't be right"
Like she threw her best friend utb to try and stay of the block on Monday be serious 😭😭💀💀 #BB28
i’m surprised people believe that lyric isn’t going to game today. she actually doesn’t do that, generally 😭 i guarantee you she’ll be slithering around today #bb28
the real bb25 comparison to this season is how little i care about the beautiful woman-young dweeb dynamic that everyone is salivating over
mallory: you're good, thats what i heard from everyone.. but dont tell anyone lyric: ok, im not telling anyone.. i dont wanna talk game today, can we just workout and have fun today.. i just wanna spend every moment with you, i think im in love with you #bb28
has melody campaigned to anyone? has drew talked to taylor or lala?? send all of them home! #bb28
avoiding literally everything else in my life to play a new biome in pokopia again
Drew Barrymore Shadychel
Alt: Drew Barrymore smiling while she walks in the rain and removes her glasses
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every week without fail i'll be scrolling the skyline like "now who the hell reposted that bb junkie support post??" but it's just bb junkie themself bumping all of them lmao #bb28
seeing how easy haley and kamu are manipulated in this game...like oh that's how trump won #bb28
they gotta hurry up with the episode cause im not gonna be able to watch tonight lol
The round of interviews after thog gets evicted prejury are gonna hit like crack #bb28
i rode a bike for the first time in like a decade yesterday & i cannot express how badly my ass hurts
every year i am always shook by how many of you are ride or die for literally any flirtmance. horny af!
i can't believe i have to work instead of play pokopia im gonna kms
i didn't think i was in a bad mood but how im reacting to everything my manager does is telling me otherwise
group message from my boss like "why do we keep getting files sent back??" idk cause u have been fine with people submitting shit for 3 years? lmao
pokopia dlc is incredible but even moreso is the QoL features patched in the update. i'm not used to a pokemon game not being kinda shit like it's SO good 😭
Dear young BB fans, I beg you to learn how to do things without the use of Ai and ChatGPT. It’s rewarding, I promise. Rage against the system normalizing losing your critical thinking skills and cognitive abilities.
Rooting against the flips because Lyric has infinitely more potential than either Drew or Melody. #bb28
DREW FOR EVICTION! SAVE MELODY AND LYRIC!
Mark Ruffalo and Olivia Wilde at Rally
ALT: Mark Ruffalo and Olivia Wilde at Rally
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