Zodda
@zodda.bsky.social
Professional writer of marketing. Unprofessional writer of fiction. Unwilling and uncompensated tutor of AI. Father of goons and runner of miles. he/him
More people need to understand this. You can't appeal to a conservative's sense of decency because they don't have one that applies to you.
Foz Meadows@fozmeadows.bsky.social · yesterdayIt's vital to understand that the conservative obsession with calling their political adversaries groomers, rapists and pedophiles while simultaneously protecting sexual offenders in their own party isn't a contradiction, but the result of an ideology that views rape as a crime of property damage.
Everyone coming on my feed and explaining to me that all is lost, I note what I have noted before, that there are no Negro Spirituals entitled, “Welp, I Guess It All Sucks and I Am Giving Up.”
Spain should kick the ball in the goal at the end of these runs instead of kicking it at an Argentine.
At this point, my area needs left turn/U-turn on red cameras.
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 3w agoI wish this "speed cameras are cash grabs" trope would die. We have recent studied in the U.S. showing that after an initial surge in ticketing, fines decline as behavior changes and people speed less.
Losing a World Cup semifinal must suck. Knowing you still have to play one more game must be absolutely brutal.
"I spoke with ... Mitch McConnell for about ... Twent minutes ... tonight ... we ... oh my ..." -Lindsey Graham
Weird how they manage to get all the fiddly calls right when the right fiddly calls are good for Argentina.
Who the fuck is Ryan Grim? Who the fuck are any of these fucking people and why do they get to be everyone's problem?
I was going to make upsomething stupid for the New York Times headline, but this is the real one they used for the commander in chief literally saying the ceasefire is over.
This dude sums up the USA. Getting your ass kicked right now and chest thumping because, I don't know, you won a war 80 years ago or whatever.
They sure can pick 'em up in Maine. Though I feel like there's a story to be written about how the nationalization of swing congressional races fucks up national, state, and local politics.
Watching the ants in my kitchen react when I put fresh borax down and realizing I'm an incrutably cruel god to them.
Brazil would probably be doing better if they stopped missing. And if Norway didn't have a dinosaur on their team.
Is it some kind of special soccer hat trick if you get a goal and assist and block a hard shot with you junk in the same game?
Quote from priestly fraternity excommunicated: "What are you gonna do? Excommunicate us?"
At the risk of curdling a great story, think how much fun shit like this billionaires could do if they weren't busy using their money to make us all into slaves to the Machine God.
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · last mo.When new Bills receiver DJ Moore was in a suburban Buffalo mall recently, he saw a store selling T-shirts with his name and number. He spent $1,200 to buy out the entire stock and asked the manager to give them away for free to Bills fans.
We used to call it breaking the truce if you bombed the other side, but then the woke took over.
Can we please change the trending topic to Mel Brooks' Birthday (He's okay!) or something so nobody else gets a jump scare on the Discover tab?
"15. This ceasefire shall only be effective while the U.S. stock market is open."
What the hell would happen in 2 Grinch 2 Christmas? He goes back in time to stop himself from growing up mean only to discover that he would become a worse monster because every individual is the sum of their experiences? Actually, you can have that one for ten grand, Hollywood.
It's starting to feel like this president may just be kind of dumb.
Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret)@portlandken.bsky.social · 2mo agoQuintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.
Seems like the Spurs shouldn't have let the Knicks score so many points at the end there.
I want to say it would be funny if the Knicks lost 4 straight after Fuckface showed up. But he hates the people of NYC so much that he would probably enjoy it.
Maine just doesn't feel comfortable without a complete piece of shit in that Senate seat, I guess.