my body is not a temple its an overdose in a dennys bathroom

bill clinton is fully bisexual when he's drunk

what if midas.. toueche his peanus? and make his bornar into golden. wold he cumb molten goald. wold it hort ?

i got lokos and woods in my candy bowl for halloween

if i was a bender i would be a fentbender

godspeed you black emperor is to you as you'll cowards dont even smoke crack is to me

i feel like a wizard when i play guitar with a blanket on my back

jumpman is marios deadname

sanrio stock is gonna tank when they find a med that can manage borderline personality disorder

disposing of the asshole razor trickshot compilation

emojis are the counterbalance to the white man's tone indicator

put ya funny where ya mouth is. suck ya own dick

in my house we didnt have no swear jar we had the epstein jar

the opposite of keyboards is mountain dew

spend 99 dollas on CoC call that shit a micro transaction fuckin on a shemale midget call that shit micro trans action

first round of drinks is on me to anyone at this bar that can confidently sound with a 7mm diameter rod!

im the michael jordan of getting HIV from my neighbor

i stick the glock up my ass so you taste shit before you die

streets call me vincent van gock the way i paint her with my cum

the opposite of kleenex is oatmeal

the founder of the nation of islam is a white guy who looks like reviewbrah

how do adults not know the difference between there/their/theyre? like?? im surprised these people wake up and remember not to choke on there own tongue

One Million Nights on Adderall

dip the blunt in my cum and make the function smoke my children

trans women are women but all women are bitches and bitches aint shit

1991-2025

i need to be put down i cant stop making bad jokes in the same exact unfunny format

call that hoe baja the way i blast when i mount and do her

call me molotov the way i put my cock in her tail

JROTC kids were the OG grooming victims