Dan

@zyaxist.bsky.social

Wife Guy

Petition to cast Joe Bird in a nice little wholesome family comedy. Petition to have Joe Bird stream cozy video games on twitch. Petition to throw Joe Bird a birthday party. I just... need to know that he's okay.

Everyone tell me their favroite piece of media where someone has a toothache because I just saw No Other Choice and I know there's one I'm thinking of but I cannot recall what it is

We stumbled upon the most incredible, cursed, and unrelated triple feature in existence: The Descendants 2, The Crow (1994), and Howl's Moving Castle

Fascinated by the woman next to us who was terrified that this, her favorite bar, would be too crowded tonight because of *checks notes* high school prom

Tell your doctor if you get bad side-effect Tell your doctor if you do not get bad side-effect Your doctor can then tell others how likely they are to get bad side-effect It's called a Percentage, and it's gonna Change the World