i just spent like $15 on 4 indian mangoes but it was fucking worth it coz it was so close to the ones i eat back home —-///////$15 tho fffffffffffff wat daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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mulder look at me 🇵🇭😭 fka TURDSCARF she/they
when someone makes a "joke" and it's not in fact a joke, I find it helpful to ask them to explain the punchline to the joke. tell me what the funny bit was! I love jokes! explain the good bit of the joke to me. oh ok you can't because it wasn't a joke huh. you just wanted to be nasty while smiling
im toxic enough to think i might have enough time to pull off a death becomes her type costume for saturday night ngl
i’m staying tf off social media today and tomorrow because i can’t go to armageddon and it makes me fucking SICK
Any journalists called Nicolla Willis to ask if she's going to debate Chloe? One day left. Anyone? Anyone? #nzpol
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karangahape memorial this coming wednesday 28th october @ pitt street methodist church, 3PM x
soup beans@1h8sk00l.bsky.social · 2w agoto anyone who is a k road barfly - i’m very sorry to say but suresh from lambs pharmacy has left us suddenly. we will have a memorial next week and will update details asap xxx pls energetically send lots of love to his beautiful wife and son xxxx we will miss you sooooooo fucking much suresh 🕊️
something stinks so bad of poo at work. like the model poo stink. classic pooey smell
to anyone who is a k road barfly - i’m very sorry to say but suresh from lambs pharmacy has left us suddenly. we will have a memorial next week and will update details asap xxx pls energetically send lots of love to his beautiful wife and son xxxx we will miss you sooooooo fucking much suresh 🕊️
my doctors just sent me 2 texts telling me i’m due for my smear AND to quit smoking ffs
am i the only bleeding heart millennial that’s not at hilary duff rn god damn
verge of tears voice: I'm living my best life
I guess it's not very funny, but to me, it's Extremely funny to eat non-edible objects, trinkets, and curios
i can’t tell if the ppl in the nz metal page on facebook are kidding or not about being nickelback fans. personally not for me but i am a bit confused rn lol
Sorry, I'll explain. We currently react to inflation by reducing the disposable income of spenders so that demand falls and unemployment goes up. We use a bufferstock of unemployed people to keep workers desperate, so wages are suppressed and we don't get a feedback loop (wage 🔄 prices) [🧵 1/n]
Musical Chairs@musicalchairs.bsky.social · 3w agoSimply the best socio-economic policy anyone can vote for this election. If I was splitting hairs, I would say that the six months wait is about six months too long, but it's still a great start.
everytime you go to the supermarket and there’s a pad in your basket with sweets and snacks all the gals look at you with such love and solidarity 😭
idk joan cusack as the black widow in addams family is kinda hot
boquerones and kimchi is a stunning combination that i’m surprised i hadn’t thought of it before