if establishment candidates want to start winning primaries again all you have to do is say that rich people have too much money and that youll prosecute trump admin staffers and republicans that have broken the law
listen up hombre,
@mellowcremepumpkin.bsky.social
it gets you here. it gets you righ here
just saw an ad for an "improvised burlesque" show. not my thing but let me know when there's some Harsh Burlesque
putting my hand in a giant clam with my boys are all hooting and laughing while it slowly pinches it in twain
Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)
what kind of pet animal is named "Skittles". something venomous
frankly surprised at the lack of rats jumping off the boat by now. i guess people are still assuming he can steal the election
[detective chewing stogie voice] oh my gawd
my advice for the struggling beer industry is to make a four pack of beers cost less than $27
spending $180 of compute to compile a full Cajon Grimes chatbot, stitching it into a cabbage patch kid
actually, in New Zealand, pooping in the moshpit is a sign of admiration and deep respect for the musicians
when i refer to 'juice' in the teenaged context of things "having juice", I still mentally picture the tropical POG melange-- passion fruit, orange, and guava
gluing extra leafs on my clover to fool the careless and inattentive gods of luck
sitting my hombre ass down and listening UP
whats going on with that president. what's that boy thinking about today
"slimer" really is the perfect name for that guy
every time I favorite your message, kindly, imagine me saying "outstanding" in mortal combat man voice
keep asking hombres to listen but they only do maybe half the time
cosmetic penis symmetry surgery prices have been through the roof all year but I can't put it off anymore. once you glimpse a perfectly mirrored hog you WILL need one yourself
watching old ladies swipe things on a cell phone with the force of dialing a rotary phone
my hatred of the democratic leadership is actually driving me insane. ahab levels. oh I'm stabbin at them
patiently waiting for the tilt meter at kilauea to complete its latest saw wave so I can huff some aerosol glass
