Good Duck, Have Fun, Don’t Die #AllWildAnimalsInASongOrMovie

We'Re Here Good Luck Have Fun Don'T Die

ALT: We'Re Here Good Luck Have Fun Don'T Die

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#AllWildAnimalsInASongOrMovie The Long And Winding Toad

A warm bubble bath is #HowToSpoilYourself but I meant AT HOME.

#MakeaSongNosy Oh, Karen

#AQuestionIWantToAskIs coming in the middle of my existential crisis...

#WhileImDrinkingABeer , someone else has volunteered as the #DesignatedDriver !

#IncludeDwellSpringMild The auctioneer seemed to dwell worriedly on the audience's too-mild reaction to the spring bar stool set. Going once?

#HandyToolsInASongOrMovie Screwdriving Miss Daisy 🎬

#HandyToolsInASongOrMovie Cuts Like a Swiss Army Knife

#HandyToolsInASongOrMovie Under Pressure washer

#HandyToolsInASongOrMovie I heard a ruler

#WhenICantOpenAPackage "until your birthday," or "until Christmas morning," just know that we share the same Amazon login, so I already know what it is...

#WhatsInANameIf no one calls?

#WhatIUseMyLegsFor shifting the topic of conversation

#WhereHeLostHisShakerOfSalt at the gas station

#WhenToSpreadALittleGossip only when you have receipts for that tea

#WhenToRideABicycle When you're searching for the lost #HashtagGame players this morning...

#WhenToRideABicycle whenever you can! It's MUCH preferable to this:

Crowded Morning Commute: Cramped Train Ride

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#WhenSomethingTakesTooLong it's probably traffic related...

#WhatNotToDoWithPeppers Holler: Pain NO!

#SomethingIveBeenPondering where did everybody go?

#SomethingIveBeenPondering How much do I really like my current job? 🤔🤔🤭

#MustyMysteryMovies CHEESEY Rider

#MustyMysteryMovies Phew!

Colonel Mustard: Yep, Two Corpses. Everything's Fine.

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#MustyMysteryMovies Malodorous on the Orient Express

Dame Judi Dench in Murder On The Orient Express

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#MustyMysteryMovies You've Got Stale

Meg Ryan's Fuzzy Head in You've Got Mail

ALT: Meg Ryan's Fuzzy Head in You've Got Mail

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#HowToWorkSmartNow is infinitely better than waiting to work smart LATER

#FunThingsToDoWithout STDs?

Route One Sixty-Six #SimpleInASongOrMovie

#SimpleInASongOrMovie Easy-peasy Rider 🎬

Easy Rider: Born To Be Wild Motorcycle Ride

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