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Ironlily @ironlilyart.com · 18h ago

Joke on you I have really drawn one.

Bottlecapp@bottlecapp.bsky.social · 21h ago

The running frame makes me want to see a Ghosts 'n Goblins romhack with Perlweiss

Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 3d ago

honestly some of the most apocalyptic impacts of "AI" will be shit like this, and most of the doomsday dipshits predicting SkyNet can't be bothered to notice or care

UnitedHealth uses AI model with 90% error rate to deny care, lawsuit alleges

For the largest health insurer in the US, AI's error rate is like a feature, not a bug.

arstechnica.com

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 3d ago

There have always been humans who thought: 1) The world will end soon 2) It will happen in a cool, exciting way 3) It’ll happen to me personally 4) I’ll be a martyred prophet, or a warlord, or otherwise special 5) People who don’t see this are lesser “Sexy apocalypse” is a great phrase for that

Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)@markoraassina.bsky.social · 3d ago

Lifting your friends

poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 4d ago

a poorly drawn cat doing an impressive split

a tabby-and-white cat sitting on a tiled floor while doing a split

The Onion @theonion.com · 4d ago

Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 5d ago

A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago

2bitmarksman @2bitmarksman.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hell yeah

GK@ghostkumo.bsky.social · 5d ago

Dudes will look at this and say "hell yeah."

caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nancy 9/8/26

Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”

nina matsumoto 🌸@spacecoyote.com · 6d ago

also proud to present Fangamer's first ever shower curtain!! I liked my drawings for the Waterfall tumbler so much, I proposed this product www.fangamer.com/collections/...

Undertale shower curtain paired with the Napstablook bathmat

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · last wk.

That’s good Bluesky

The Onion @theonion.com · 7d ago

Trump Promises Americans $5,000 If GOP Maintains Control Of Congress https://theonion.com/trump-promises-americans-5000-if-gop-maintains-control-of-congress/

“Yes, bribery is crucial to American elections, but we mustn’t forget blackmail and extortion either.”

Ezra Clay, Avocado Pitter

Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · last wk.

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

Qasim Rashid, Esq.@qasimrashid.com · last wk.

$5000 midterm bribe for 330M Americans costs $1.6 Trillion GOP:¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Meanwhile: •Insulin for diabetics: $40B •Universal Pre-K: $60B •Universal 4-yr-college: $70B •SNAP for 40M Americans: $80B •Cancel all medical debt: $150B •$1.2T REMAINS GOP: HoW wE gOnNa AfForD iT? SOCIALISM COMMUNISM NOO!

Lux!✨️@luxlucifer.bsky.social · last wk.

the ankle-length jort, which should probably be called the american hakama

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 2w ago

askinnyblackman: "republicans will be like "good news, everyone! we have passed legislation that will make it legal for us to shoot you in the chest" and dems will respond with "we have listened to the SCIENTISTS and the SCIENCE says that being shot in the chest is bad! and that is why we are proposing a BOLD counter-legislation that would provide FREE bulletproof vests to individuals making less than $30,000 per year!" and leftists are like "um yeah I guess if those are our only options I'll pick the dems but why is it legal for you to shoot us in the chest? maybe they shouldn't be able to do that in the first place? where's that option?" and dems will be like "shut up and vote blue no matter who you stupid fucking hippie" and then you find out that the private company that makes the bullets and the vests funds both parties"

temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 2w ago

eat noodle

✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!!@pypixy.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect

Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"

Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 2w ago

The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!"
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".

2bitmarksman @2bitmarksman.bsky.social · 2w ago

Rollin up to the LAN in my Comfin

Dragondarch@dragondarch.bsky.social · 2w ago

Not gonna lie, this looks pretty comfy.

🥖Kekeflipnote🥖@kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 2w ago

A little french trivia about Zelda OOT: France is the only country where the Duku nuts have another name, we call them "Mojo" nuts. Why? Because Deku sounds like "Des cou" and is close to "des couilles" meaning balls. So Nintendo didn't want us joking about "balls's nut" Voilà !