“Call me Ishmael." -customer service rep at the whale call center
September 8, 1157: Richard I [Richard the Lion Hearted], King of England (1189-99), born in Oxford, England (d. 1199)
Everyone: “so does she wear a mask in her demon form? Is that why we can see her eyes and grin under?” Me: “yes”
Wonder-Waffle 🦆@wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 17h agoAlways up to no good! TERROR! #art #digitalart #oc
Crazy that there was a time when airplane wings were made from molded plywood
A grand Edwardian house threatened with demolition in Merivale, Christchurch, will be given away free - as long as a new owner can take it away.
Merivale mansion free to good home — if you can move it
A grand Edwardian house threatened with demolition in Merivale, Christchurch, will be given away free - as long as a new owner can take it away.
dlvr.it
TIL that the "white after labour day" rule was because white clothes reflected easy going vacation time. But after LD, it was unseemly because you were supposed to be back at work where you get your hands dirty.
Halbeerz@halz.bsky.social · 17h agoWearing white after Labour Day. 0 fucks.
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
When I first moved to Toronto about 30 years ago, I bought underwear at a subway station convenience store for a dollar a pair. Goddammit, they were some of the best underwear I've ever bought. I went back and bought a dozen more for 12 bucks, still think about them
there should be a “hiding in a nebula” in real life
out of jokes and pivoting to a politics account (discussing the ramifications of the Federation-Klingon peace treaty)
Relative: *rolling eyes* Why are you acting so skittish? There are no alligators in sight Me: Two things I know about alligators: One, they can bite with 3,000 pounds of pressure per square inch. Two, the sign may say "Alligator Lake" and not "Alligator Shore," but alligators can't read.
The cricket outside my window for the last half hour:
Say Anything: Iconic Boombox Scene
Alt: Say Anything: Iconic Boombox Scene
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Me, thinking about the time the cashier said, “Come back soon,” and I said, “You too.”
everything i know about sex i learned from weirdly horny star trek episodes
not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries in from the car in one trip
There's never a falling anvil around when you need one.