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(he/they) comedians love me, fish fear me https://linktr.ee/2ode2joy

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Andrew 🐻@awd.bsky.social · 6d ago

If anyone uses Stripe to get payments, go to your Settings (Gear icon) > Plans and Fees > Radar (View plan details) > View Plans > Scroll to "More Options" and select "Lite" I want none of the money I earn to go to AI if I can help it.

💜 Noz 💜 Bust-up Commission Slots Open!@nozdraws.art · 6d ago

nice, now Stripe is auto-opting people into a nickel charge per transaction for "AI-enhanced" protection shit they never asked for you can change it back to their free "Lite" version, but the fact that it's opt-out by default is so fucking annoying

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 7d ago

[thinks about the spiderweb i walked through today] yeah you could say im a homewrecker

Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · last wk.

Sitting animal friends

Illustration of a sitting raccoon, harbor seal, river otter, orange cat, sea lion, floppy ear bunny, and pointed ear bunny

Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 12mo ago

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'

I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 12mo ago

mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

art of a wolf girl eating broccoli and brushing her teeth. the dialogue says:
I've been an adult living on my own for a coupleyears now and since I have ADHD and bouts of Sick Brain Disease I can fall into a rut easilyESPECIALLY when it comesto taking care of myselfbut the awesome thing about being an adult is that no one is watching over your shoulder making
sure you're perfect i used to give myself shit that i wouldn't be able to eat healthier or take care of myself in an optimal way here's a cool trick tho: ANYTHINGis is better than nothing. if you can only eat a couple vegetables? buddy thats better than no vegetables. worried about brushing your teeth for like three minutes? do like ten seconds instead want to socialize more often but you're worried you can't do multi-hour events? babe you're an adult now, if you get tired you can just leave lol If you want to improve, fuck yeah, work your way up to more of whatever. starting at all is the hard part - if you can do that then you've got a lot of what you need already anyway ive crunched the numbers and treating yourself a little bit better than yesterday is actually a million times better than trying to Fix Your Life Completely and getting mad when you can't do a 180. be nice and recognize that you can live a lot of your life in first or second drafts; if you're not perfect yet? fuck it, you'll get better later! u can do it!!! woof!!

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 2w ago

in a work meeting and matt said "fuck the wiggles"

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 2w ago

the singular of confetti is confetto and tbh it sounds like a slur

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 3w ago

happy birthday to @sighhless.bsky.social my beloved friend :')))

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · last mo.

HI MATT AND LAUREN WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!!!!!!! (i forgot to do this on the day) @mattfromalaska.bsky.social @impulsings.bsky.social

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · last mo.

is my search query specific enough?

Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · last yr.

Independence Day (1996)

A mega-ship of aliens who figured out interstellar travel, arrive to put us out of our misery, because they're nice.

"We had 250 years to get our shit together.

Liberate me, space daddy"

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · last mo.

nothing has ever been more important in this whole world. praise be to tyr.

Olivia Just Wants Tech To Be Fun Again @kingdomfantasy6.bsky.social · last mo.

Cackling because asking Seattle to cancel Pride and perhaps tone it down is absolutely guaranteeing this will be the Pridest Pride Celebration to ever Pride.

Jessica Price@delafina777.bsky.social · last mo.

Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...

Alexandria Stone @alexandria-stone.bsky.social · 9mo ago

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

THIS IS THE
EMPLOYMENT JELLY
Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil
REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · last mo.

regular & consistent strength training... i know we all have Gym Class Trauma but please for the love of god find a physical activity & stick to it however you can esp if this is your career. you gain: stamina & the ability to keep making art in the long run & also probably u can beat up tech bros

Katie Croonenberghs Art@kamakru.bsky.social · last mo.

Hey artists, let's share some helpful things in the community :) 🎨 What's one tip or trick you would give a new artist in your chosen medium? (Or just in general!)

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

happy father's day to all the zaddy NPCs in my sunday dnd game 🙂‍↕️

Putri Prihatini @putriprihatini.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Singaporean artist Leia Ham reimagined LotR as Tale of the Middle Kingdom, since Chinese name for China (Zhōngguó) means "The Middle Kingdom." Her concept art includes the Fellowship, armors, buildings like Bag End, props like Aragorn's banner and Fellowship brooches, and more. #TolkienTrewsday

An illustration of the Fellowship, reimagined with Chinese-style period outfits.

An illustration of armors of Gondor, Rohan, and Rivendell Elves, reimagined using different periods of Chinese armors as concepts. On the top right are three side profiles of Rohan man, Gondorian, and Elf with different Chinese hairstyles. On the bottom right is Aragorn's banner redrawn with Chinese influence.

A concept art of Bag End reimagined as Chinese court houses, with tall stone gates, round wooden doors, curved roofs, and open courtyard, nestled in a hill.

A concept art of Rivendell in the style of Chinese painting. Next to it are several props drawn in Chinese style such as Fellowship brooch based on gingko leaves, lembas in the shape of mooncake, Elfstone as round jade, Galadriel's phial in a green jade bottle, and shards of Narsil.

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

today I learned not everyone who writes with a 0.38 ballpoint pen is an ally

Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 2mo ago

There is going to be a stream tonight - Lauren and I could both use the distraction. Maybe blowing up a few mechs will help. Come share some jocularity with us, tonight at 6pm.

Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 2y ago

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

Jasmine 🌌🔭@astrojaz.bsky.social · 2mo ago

this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

maybe: annie rauwerda @annierau.bsky.social · 2mo ago

"why use google?" webpage from 1999

Aida Ronan 🥚@aidaronan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Shout out to the pope for opening up the "I can't use AI for religious reasons" argument at work

Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 3mo ago

WOW I AM INCREDIBLE. I AM MADE OF BLOOD AND ELECTRICITY AND I CHANGE THE WORLD ALL THE TIME. VERY COOL

Sara 🦇✨@spookymuenster.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you want to let John and the rest of WOTC know how you’re feeling, please sign our letter to tell them they can, and SHOULD recognize our union UWOTC-CWA, today! ✊🏻 actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

Tell Wizards of the Coast to Recognize Our Union!

The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are asking Wizards and Hasbro management to voluntarily recognize ...

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u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

afraid i'll never work in this town again 😅😅

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

fucking kill me lmao

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

bitches love me for my mulch patch

u know who i am @2ode2joy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Today is @mattfromalaska.bsky.social's birthday. Happy birthday Matt I love you man 🫡

Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

bex@blueraccoon.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Fun fact: Women's sports are segregated not to protect women, but to protect *men* from losing *to* a woman. Don't believe me? Look up Jackie Mitchell. Struck out Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig. Then suddenly women were unfit to play baseball.

Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 8mo ago

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

Bodega Cats@bodegacats.bsky.social · 8mo ago