We will be announcing BOOK 39 a week early on the 372 Patreon next Thursday! patreon.com/372pages

Coming this fall - MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments! Just over two months until brand new episodes with Mike and The Bots! Pre-order all four today: www.rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-ri... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Thanks for joining us for a live read of PRISONER OF THE ANT PEOPLE! You can relive exciting moments such as this one on our Patreon: patreon.com/372pages

We're back, babies! Sept. 9 and Sept. 13 in movie theaters.

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Mike and The Bots will be back in theaters in the not-too-distant future! Catch MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen on 09/09 and 09/13. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

Join us for a livestreamed Choose Your Own Adventure book on Thursday. The chat gets to vote every time we come to a decision point, and these books look to contain some pretty twisted decisions. Details on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

at a convention today and overheard two people talking about ready player one. One person said they read it once and saw it (the movie) once and can't remember a thing about it. hashtag leaving a legacy hashtag cowrig @372pages.bsky.social

We've got movie (ticket) sign! Get your tickets now to see The RiffTrax Experiments in theaters nationwide! www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst...

Our final EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get your podcasts. Yes, even in Chicago, home of the Winter Olympics! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFge... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/37Vp... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Incredible work here!

faithstake.bsky.social@faithstake.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy 20th Birthday, @rifftrax.com!!!!!!! To celebrate this enormous milestone, I made an enormous video! It’s a MEGACOMPILATION of every short RiffTrax has ever covered! It’s an absolute labor of love to thank you guys for 20 years of laughs! youtu.be/g-Fsy8zmwfI

Congrats to Hayden and John for winning our Empress Theresa meme contest! Check out the whole gallery here: imgur.com/a/8kYLOPk

Now that Theresa is over, Loyal jackal Moviegique built a page for you to make your own rankings of the 372 canon! 372.dsblake.com/rankings

We just wrapped up EMPRESS THERESA and you can hear how it all went down a week early on our Patreon! Reunified Korea? ✅ Fistful of ancient relic hair?✅ Giant novelty checks?✅ Hundreds of neutered 600 year old pre-teens? ✅✅✅ www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

372 Pages #210 - Empress Theresa Ep 5 - What Happened to the Parkers??? | 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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I love how she went from “kind of obnoxious child” to “enraged dictator” in the space of a few sentences. Theresa is my favorite 372 pages protagonist so far.

Theresa when the President of the United States tells her that hundreds of white spheres are moving toward the city

@372pages.bsky.social discord user mr intense cropped and edited the background for our newest cursed af emoji.

We will be recording our next and final EMPRESS THERESA episode one week from today, Thursday 7/16. Based on the RoFF in the last episode, it sounds like we are in for a wild ride!

Having used her plywood to evacuate Israel to Crete, Theresa turns her attention to North Korea, in our latest Empress Theresa episode, now available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: youtu.be/q6cXYhSfEkE?... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2Z8J...

Our latest EMPRESS THERESA episode is now available a week early on the 372 Patreon! Just a few of the ideas this book attempts to tackle: An omnipotent entity transmitted to human beings by a fox. Eternal daylight. Tilting the axis of planet earth Plywood. www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

372 Pages #209 - Empress Theresa Ep 4 - Goodbye John, Stephanie and Jennifer. Heck, all the Parkers! | 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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If you've got Reals or Fanfics, send them in for tomorrow's recording!

Bonus mailbag on the 372 Patreon! People are seeing Noobtown in the wild, Boutin got a whole bunch of facts wrong, plus Mike's dad provides some literary criticism of his own! www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

We will be recording our next Empress Theresa episode a week from today on Wednesday!

Our newest EMPRESS THERESA episode is now unlocked and available wherever you get podcasts! Youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAjp... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4tHy... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3...

Just me, some editing, and the latest @372pages.bsky.social video feed tonight. We'll see whether Empress Theresa or heavy proofreading destroys me first.

@372pages.bsky.social playing Tomodachi Life and populating the island entirely with 372 characters. But first of course I needed to get the hosts on. I can't wait to see what happens when Kaileb meet Theresa.

RiffTrax writer Zachary Shatzer has a new free newsletter riffing ancient public domain writing. Some 19th century writers have it coming, so give it a follow! substack.com/home/post/p-...

Public Domain Party #5

Finally, We Have Discovered What Food is For

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@372pages.bsky.social you can imagine my disappointment upon finding that the people who make the NYT crossword puzzle are bigger fans of John Irving than they are of Donald J. Sobol

@372pages.bsky.social new shower gel at Lush.. makes me want to smile at the empty garbage can + the vaccuum cleaner!!

We're back with our first full length EMPRESS THERESA episode in a month! And WOW is this one full of quack science and insane theories. And plywood. Lots of plywood. www.patreon.com/372pages/pos...

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method han@hannahmhron.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I have been crying laughing at this song Tyra Banks made for a young adult fiction book she wrote years ago

Felt great to record again! Five mile high pillars of waters for everyone!