(sobbing) "You can't just call everything friendslop!" Me: (points at The Mound: Omen of Cthulhu) "High-budget friendslop."

bee wertheimer@beewertheimer.com · yesterday

seems like a good time to bump this one again (my first ever feature!) www.avclub.com/not-every-co...

It's Dolly.

Cats can have a split keyboard, as a treat.

Idea: Cat version of Lord of the Rings where the one ring to rule them all is the pull tab on a can of wet food.

"What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?" Probably bounces off and keeps going I guess .

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

Can't work today, boss.

I'm rabidly pro-Marathon and have played this game way too much, but it's wild that it shipped without a way to practice shooting a gun without visiting doom upon your household for seven generations.

I'm not saying I'm obsessed with Marathon or anything but there is a framed Pathways Into Darkness screenshot above my monitor.

Mad is the sword that severed tomorrow. #marathon

Billionaires are the last animal in the kodoku.

Hey, the city councilmemeber who always acts like he just took an brown envelope of cash is INCENSED the newspaper is asking if he maybe got a free billboard out of approving a city contract for a billboard company.

Matt Boyd@3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 2w ago

Oh my fucking God. https://oaklandside.org/2026/07/24/councilmember-ken-houston-becker-billboard-city-contracts/

In Warhammer 40k, hacking a servo skull to run Doom is one of the sacred rites of the Adeptus Mechanicus, but none of them remember why, or even understand what Doom is.

this is the final straw for me and mr. rocket ships

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w ago

There's a reason Elon Musk rarely does interviews with real news outlets.

You should steam them. Next question. gardenandgun.com/southern-con...

Southern Conundrum: Should You Boil or Steam Blue Crabs?

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As a standalone game mode, Marathon's new pve Vault Breaker mode isn't all that. As training for the main game, it's extremely welcome.

Hey, it didn't have to be hostile.

The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 2w ago

“Democrats appear slow to recognize that ideologues on the left are attempting a hostile takeover of the party,” James Kirchick writes. In looking for a way to reclaim control, he argues, they could find inspiration in British history:

I provide the local dog wardens with free design work. If it helps get doggies homes, it's well worth my time. They asked me to make a coloring book. If you run a dog shelter or what not, and want to use them for kids to color, have at. I hope it helps. Here's some pages;

The people of Oakland are way too oblivious about bees.

My first successful exfil from Cryo Archive just now, and also my first time fighting the compiler boss. Imagine a rando giving me a Destiny Raid-level explanation of the mechanics WHILE I'm navigating a jumping puzzle to get there AND there's 4 minutes left on the clock.

I did not come by this gun honestly. #marathon

The ICE officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood and never should have been given a badge and gun to patrol American streets, several of his close relatives told The AP apnews.com/article/ice-...

AP Exclusive: ICE officer in Maine shooting has history of violent behavior, family and records say

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood, according to c...

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Did an ork nutritionist make this?

hegseth endorsing treatments that can lead to impotence or sterility for soldiers is big news for our nation's brave class of soldiers' wives' boyfriends

Drew McKevitt@drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 3w ago

Serious question: doesn't this shrink your dick?

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

Two cats, a mage, and Death walk into a bar...and now they're in a bar together 🙂 3 panels, 3 souls (the cats count as one), 3 pins! From the 1 webcomic, Three Panel Soul! By the 2 people, @3psboyd.bsky.social & @polygoncherub.bsky.social! 🐈 Topa.to/threepanelsoul | threepanelsoul.com 💀

One of the stated goals of Marathon was making you feel like every run, win or lose, advanced your progress. On launch, the game kind of landed on the opposite of that feeling. I think they got it on Season 2, though.

I ain't happy he's dead, but I wasn't happy he was alive.