Seriously 💥 😡

I can't help noticing the unusually high number of American car license plates in Toronto. Some of you are just visiting, but I suspect some are here cause your home isn't great now. To those who are hiding out here, it's time to do something about it.

It's almost like he's setting up a 'fall guy' for late November/December... The Republicans Win = He does noting... it's the cancelled DOGE rebates/health care rebates/fill-in-the-blank rebates again... The Democrats Win = "IT'S THEIR FAULT! I'd give you that $5k but THE DUMOCRATS! Blame them!"

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2d ago

President Pickpocket isn’t giving up on his fake bribes.

"No, seriously honey. It's PERFECT and you've been saying we need a new coffee table, and this one is just gorgeous! I know I fell in love with it, and so will you! Can't wait to show you!" - My Own Potential Last Words

Soapy@soapy2019.bsky.social · 2d ago

That's a sooper dooper cool coffee table.😃

So, Temu Ceaușescu is now calling the building he bulldozed a third of, the "very sacred place, the White House". So, the loser couldn't muster a crown to be king, he's now going full-metal deity?

This Hour Has 22 Minutes - And she is… Natalie. 😌

For the record, there's probably a good 10,000 or so in Canada that would like it repealed... out of 40,000,000... and it's a semi-well known axiom that the first Canadian government that repeals it will never be elected to govern again.

@darren32359.bsky.social · 2d ago

Early voting is underway in the US. Please read the two points below. Lotta people celebrating a "blue wave" that hasn't happened yet and they need to vote like without THEM, it won't. Also, if your local candidate is not perfect, look at the other person and decide... which will be BEST for me.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork.ca · 6d ago

American Friends; I've seen Canadians make two mistakes in the past that you need to avoid. Do not assume it's a done deal. Get out and vote like you're the deciding ballot. Perfect is not on the menu, so look to see who will potentially listen to you even if they disagree with you. Vote for them.

They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.

"Siri - Show me the photo that will be used in most papers and online offerings when the next Mr. and Mrs. Ceaușescu have been arrested and are facing court and jail time." Yup, that's the look when you're looking at the handcuffs you'll be doing your perp-walk wearing.

JeffTrnka@jefftrnka.bsky.social · 3d ago

This👇

Not one

China's Xi says his country will send two pandas to an Atlanta zoo, calling them an "envoy of friendship" F35 parts in exchange for two pandas. The Art of the Deal!🤣 The Qataris are kicking themselves right now. They could have saved $400 M by given him a couple camels and it’d be done deal LOL 😂

Trump hails deep friendship with Xi as China's leader urges 'healthy' competition between 2 powers

President Donald Trump is hailing the “truly great friendship” he's forged with Xi Jinping as the Chinese leader began his highly anticipated state visit at the White House.

apnews.com

⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU

Boom! This... ⬇️

🦋MOM🦋@momcjl.bsky.social · 4d ago

Okay, as for The Leafs, this news isn't premature provided you've read this ONLY on a day that ends with 'y'.

The Beaverton@thebeaverton.com · 4d ago

Blue Jays, Maple Leafs eliminated from playoffs thebeaverton.com/2026/09/blue...

And why not. 😄 https://www.space.com/astronomy/asteroids/astronomers-just-named-an-asteroid-after-weird-al-yankovic

Astronomers just named an asteroid after 'Weird Al' Yankovic

Asteroid Alyankovic was discovered in 1981 and resides in the main belt of asteroids found between Mars and Jupiter.

space.com

This belongs in the Smithsonian.

They would have flown-over F-35s, but it would be old hat to Xi... www.cnbc.com/2026/09/24/c... #CanadaSholdBuySaabGripens

PEIPolitical 🇨🇦@peipolitical.bsky.social · 4d ago

China's Xi got a B-2 flyover, F-22s, and a full honor guard of military paparazzi. Canada got 50% tariffs. Europe got threatened. NATO allies treated like adversaries. Our biggest adversary treated like royalty. "Tough on China" is doing a lot of heavy lifting these days.

Wonder what would happen if "Teddy" used his real name though... would Canadian born Rafael be as unquestioned? Says somethin', don't it...

Jennifer Shin - WTAF@jennifershin.bsky.social · 5d ago

The hypocrisy is the glue that holds all of the hate, racism, misogyny, bigotry and dumb-fuckery together.

We knew what your family was, back then too!

Pathetic is when this is the only thing you can run on after almost 2 years in control of the country. I guess we should be grateful that ass-hats and clowns have been in charge. I'm not saying they didn't do a lot of damage, just that it could have been even worse with competent people in charge.

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We’re protecting existing affordable rental housing, to make sure Canadians can stay in the communities they call home.

Andrew Scheer: Canadian taxpayers pay a lot to support this government. A lot of money finds its way into the hands of Liberal insiders. David Cochrane: Who are the Liberal insiders? Scheer: *stammers for an answer* #cdnpoli

Being a realist & a genuine optimist, I'd be happy with zero growth & no shrinkage in our GDP, as long as we diversify our trade to avoid a lying loser breaking his countries word in an attempt to make us "former Canadians". Je suis fier d'être Canadien. Va te faire foutre, espèce de connard orange.

Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉@pguist.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ouch! The Bank of Canada now warns US tariffs could push our economic growth below 1% later this year. Standing up for Canada matters, but let's not pretend this trade war is painless. The real goal has to be making sure we're NEVER this vulnerable to one country's decisions again. 🇨🇦🇨🇦

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